Would you like to know the benefits of being a Christian?

[The_Meach]

Hey!

[AstroBlue]

Oh God, the redheaded Prankster.

Well he also buried all those dinosaurs and shit; made it look as if the world and universe are really old; and that everything evolved; HE PWNED US ALL HARDCORE, MAKE THE SHIT REDRAW

[Fe 26]

God is all about some ownage. God doesn't need to poo, but we do. Owned again.

[Error]

What makes you think he doesn't need to poo? I'd say he shits on us quite frequently if he really exists.

[Drewbacca]

You ever wonder about the smells, you can't smell, the colors you can't see, and the notes you can't hear?

No, never, that's gay.

[g0zen]

No, never, that's gay.

You've really gone downhill; not just as a poster, but as a person in general.

[Grey's Anatomy]

I think you miss the pun.

Why is this nine pages?
It was five last night, this is too much.

[Rumpy]

No, never, that's gay.

Did you jump to a different server or just quit WoW all together?

[Calliander]

Would you like to know the benefits of being Agnostic?
* Sundays
* Sex before marriage without the hypocrisy
* Last-minute repentance

You know what's funny is that you just summed up life 100% in four lines.

EDIT: By the way, sue me for not seeing this one until now.

I also like the fact that we're discussing psychohistory here. Isaac Asimov would be proud.

[Blacklight85]

So were you one of those people who thought the world was going to end at the stroke of midnight on December 31st 1999? My cousins are born again christians and they stocked up with tons of food and water and were planning on hiding in their basement when 2000 came because they thought the world was going to end. I preferred to party instead.