Sexual Regrets

[Mr-K]

You think it's bad when the mother sees you inside her precious daughter? It's worse when you're inside her precious son. By far.

That's the funniest thing I've ever read.

[Omni]

That's awesome seth.

I got caught by my girlfriend's parents while I was living with them. Umm, it was awkward to say the least.

It sucked because that particular time was easily the best sex we'd ever had (probably why we got caught) and it had to get cut short by her mom walking in. She knew we were having sex, she should have just let it be until the morning. Grr...

[Dolemite]

She knew and was cool with it, but she had no clue he and I were anything more than friends. Luckily she liked me beforehand so it wasn't that awkward (afterward, I mean. At the time everyone involved wanted to die).

I can imagine. I was never caught in the act, but one time while still living at home my mom mentioned she had heard me and my then-girlfriend in the act and asked if we could keep it down in the future. Damn, that was pretty fucking embarrassing.

[Omni]

Flyers were put up in all around my building asking my roomate and his girlfriend to please stop having obnoxiously loud sex at 2AM.

[Satsuki]

Flyers were put up in all around my building asking my roomate and his girlfriend to please stop having obnoxiously loud sex at 2AM.

best idea EVER.

[stormy]

i was in one of the small economy bunks on a cruise whip with my girl, and we were really wasted and just started going at it. In the shower, on the counters, and in all the beds in the room. We must have been going at it for like 2 hours already, LOUDLY, and finally someone came and knocked on the door. I was to scared/naked to answer it, so we just froze and quieted down, but still finished. I bet everyone along that hallway could hear us. We got a few stares the next morning.

[Fe 26]

i was in one of the small economy bunks on a cruise whip with my girl, and we were really wasted and just started going at it. In the shower, on the counters, and in all the beds in the room. We must have been going at it for like 2 hours already, LOUDLY, and finally someone came and knocked on the door. I was to scared/naked to answer it, so we just froze and quieted down, but still finished. I bet everyone along that hallway could hear us. We got a few stares the next morning.

lol, that is an awesome mental picture.

[Revoltor]

You rubbed one out while reading it?

[Fe 26]

You rubbed one out while reading it?

wah?

I got a chuckle out of the idea of someone having really noisy sex, then getting all quite because someone nocked on the door.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

*nock* *nock*

" @_@ ______ehhhhhhhhhh"

[g0zen]

*nock* *nock*

Jesus Christ, you can't even spell knock and you're in college? This goes beyond nitpicking into the realm of positively fucking disgraceful. I demand you register yourself for remedial English your next semester, immediately.