Days Till Cow Takes It In The Ass

[Cowutopia]

LOL.

Awesome thread. I will keep you updated.
I voted six months, by the way. The inside line is we won't have time or money to go sex toy shopping until the summer at least, and it's definitely more likely after I can buy myself alcohol on Sept. 1st.

[g0zen]

You could always ask for donations from TNL members. It'd be our most offensive charity drive yet!

[Revoltor]

We could give vials of Cow's tears to heavy contributers.

[Thief Silver]

I'd pay a dollar.

Edit: You give us naked pics of her and I'll buy the strap-on for you? Maybe?

[JefmcC]

LOL.

... we won't have time or money to go sex toy shopping until the summer at least...

Try ebay, Goodwill, Salvation Army, ect.

[MechDeus]

Man, she's got you pegged!*

I need to see pics of this girl before I offer anything.

The girl of my dreams would never force me into such a nightmarish scenario.She would beg me to fuck her every day, forever.

You're avoiding the question.



*Take that, pun haters!

[Tragic]

I need to see pics of this girl before I offer anything.

So would her being hot entice you to contribute more cash? Or is the thought of Cow getting nailed in the ass but an uglier woman going to up the ante? For me I think i'd be the latter...

[Fe 26]

Something for Cow and his lady freind to read.

http://www.salon.com/urge/feature/19...28feature.html

Heres a place to buy them too. T_T Our little Cow *Sniff* is becoming a grown woman

[Thief Silver]

I expected a retarded post from you...

but that article was awesome.

[Tommy Tallarico]

I'm curious. Why, if you were going to let your girlfriend take you up the ass, would you ever tell a single soul about it? I questioned Cowutopia when he joined an rp server in WoW, but now I'm absolutely sure that the kid has absolutely no self respect.