I HATE SPIDERS! :(

[Thief Silver]

What a spider does in it's free time, is it's business, what it does when it's staring me down from the top of my cieling...

That has to be bullshit, 2 FEET? No way, there's just no fucking way.

If the camel spider thing had been true, I'd believe it. But with that disproven, I agree.

[Clash!]

[Thief Silver]

Can you give me a hand?

[Gohron]

It's still a fucking beast. So they dont have anesthetic bites? Great, than I can feel it knaw through my body in searing pain then.They still run 10 MPH, and they are still big.

They don't really eat camels or anything either and they're not as big as they're made out to be. They pose no danger to humans.

[arjue]

I live in Australia

I win.

[Dolemite]

Bullshit.

It's true, motherfucker. They love to crawl into a nice, warm, wide-open mouth in the middle of the night. It's the same with penises and Mzo's mom.

And I had no idea this many of you fear spiders too.

Not really afraid of them anymore. I used to be, but I've come to realize that the fear is largely unfounded. I used to squish them on sight, but now I try to just capture them and set them free outside. They don't deserve squishing.

[Sqoon]

Bullshit.

And I had no idea this many of you fear spiders too.

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

[Dolemite]

http://www.snopes.com/science/stats/spiders.htm

Whew!

[Sqoon]

My ex called me over once becasue she found found a spider the size of a Buick in her bathroom.

[Mzo]

Spiders don't scare me at all, but I have done the run and jump girly shit from roaches. I live in Florida, they're everywhere. I have no idea why I'm so damned scared of them, it'd be great to know. I steel myself and kill them, but it's really a fucking struggle to not run away.

I've been trying to condition myself to get over it, because it's really stupid. At least I'm at the point where I can squish them and dispose of the body, isntead of raid-ing it up and leaving the dead body there for weeks.