Sausage King
Wow, even IronPlant's dreams suck.
Funner Than Leather
Hahah, this thread reminds me of the weirdest fucking way I woke up this weekend.
In my dream, I accidentally drank a poisonous concoction for a reason I can't remember. I tried to spit it out to avoid dying.
I woke up with spit on my face seconds later.
Halo re-invented the FPS.
You guys realize that if your DIDN'T get woken up, you would have 0 recollection of that dream. If you remained asleep, you would just proceed through your REM cycle, and that awesome dream would be forgotten forever.
Since all of us dream 3-5 times a night ... just think of all the sex dreams you are forgetting during your lifetime.
So thank the person who wakes you up next time.
i drink it up!
What about dreams we dream and remember from just waking up normally? I've only had 2, and both of them were weird. In one I was karate-fighting with a dolphin, and we were going all out. I don't know karate in real life, and assume the same can be claimed of all water bound mammals, but we fought each other with the hatred, vigor and intensity found in several Jackie Chan movies.
The other one is super long, so I won't go into it. Basically, we're eating a banana horde, turns out the banana's an elephant, we travel on it for awhile but then an uprising comes and we're thrown off, we travel to Japan (which is really Texas) and paint the sky green and the grass blue.
I love my dreams, they're so much cooler than everyone elses. Or not, but judging but the detailed hormone induced haven above... they're cooler.
Last edited by Drewbacca; 14 Mar 2005 at 12:26 AM.
Originally Posted by rezo
Most dreams gives guys hardons, regardless of them being sexual or not.
And toxic--if those people didn't wake us up, there would be nothing for us to remember and thus, we wouldn't be mad that we can't remember what we so very vaguely remember.
i drink it up!
That's weird.
No, drinking a sizeable amount of liquid before you go to bed, gives you a hard on. Hardons keep you from pissing on yourself while you sleep.
Why the fuck do you think you have to pee so bad when you get up?
Casual Gamer
A couple of weeks ago i dreamed i was getting it on with this really hot girl who works at the gym at my school, at the part where shes about to give me a blowjob, the room starts shaking and its actually my roomate shaking me awake because my alarm was going off and i didnt hear it. I was so pissed off, i told him the next time that happens just pull the fucking plug.
Wu-Tang is for the children!
I thought morning glories had to do with build up of pee in your bladder.
Quick zephyrs blow, vexing daft Jim.
Farts Farts Farts
You must have some fucked up dreams man.
ABOUT ME.
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