Johnnie Cochran is dead

**jonas** · 29 Mar 2005, 09:23 PM

A news station near me did a whole 'Breaking News' interruption to say this. I was like ok great, now back to the show.. thanks for the news I didn't care about. Even the news anchor looked like he thought he worked for idiots or monkeys, could be monkeys. That would be fun.

**Galaxia** · 29 Mar 2005, 09:58 PM

If the casket doesn't fit, will they acquit?

**Jeremy** · 29 Mar 2005, 10:13 PM

He's had brain cancer for a while now, and now he's gone. It'll take a while to get used to this, since I'm sure his Johnnie Cochram Firm commercials will still air in this area.

**Prince Planet** · 29 Mar 2005, 10:22 PM

His libel/First Amendment case was just argued before the U.S. Supreme Court -- now he'll never know the result...

**Mr-K** · 29 Mar 2005, 10:25 PM

Huh...

**ROBOTRON** · 29 Mar 2005, 10:29 PM

I can't believe people are still sore about the OJ thing.

He was a defense attorney, one that did his job well. 99% of all defense attorneys are bloodsuckers and sharks. Don't just hate that "one" guy because he got OJ off, hate them all...there are 1000's of defense attorneys out there getting murderers, child rapist, drug pushers and all kinds of vermin scumbags released back onto the streets.

Don't be hypocrites.

**frostwolf ex** · 29 Mar 2005, 11:15 PM

cant argue with that.

**George** · 30 Mar 2005, 12:19 AM

Originally Posted by ROBOTRON

I can't believe people are still sore about the OJ thing.

He was a defense attorney, one that did his job well. 99% of all defense attorneys are bloodsuckers and sharks. Don't just hate that "one" guy because he got OJ off, hate them all...there are 1000's of defense attorneys out there getting murderers, child rapist, drug pushers and all kinds of vermin scumbags released back onto the streets.

Don't be hypocrites.

But Johnnie was on South Park!