Johnnie Cochran is dead

[dave is ok]

Brain tumor. That's what he gets for defending those blacks

[voltz]

What's left to do now, sue god?

[g0zen]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, how many times in your life have you had to ask; where is God? Why won't he help me? By the way...Do you know who is in this picture? His name is Chewbacca..Chewbacca is a wookie ladies and gentleman, and because I'm one of those douches who only accept the original trilogy as canon I believe wookies come from Endor."

[voltz]

"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, how many times in your life have you had to ask; where is God? Why won't he help me? By the way...Do you know who is in this picture? His name is Chewbacca..Chewbacca is a wookie ladies and gentleman, and because I'm one of those douches who only accept the original trilogy as canon I believe wookies come from Endor."

get bent.

[Drinky Milk]

Maybe it was OJ's "dreams" who did it. Regardless, my sis lives in VA, and she says this was pretty big news over there...