Reply With QuoteAfter he ate his own shit, I'd think the cops would have just let him go. I mean, what punishment could they give him that would top we he did to himself?
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http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/art...runk29-ON.html
Those wacky Canadians.Man tries to fool breathalyzer with feces in mouth
Canadian Press
Mar. 29, 2005 06:09 PM
TORONTO - An accused drunk driver tried but failed to foil a police breathalyzer after stuffing his mouth full of feces.
"I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.
"I've never heard of anything like this before," said the 28-year police veteran. advertisement
Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup was pulled over on a highway just outside Barrie, Ont., the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a police station for testing.
En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the rear of the squad car.
After arriving at the station, he said the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyser machine."
It didn't work, Buchanan said.
He alleged the machine registered two readings of intoxication from samples the suspect provided. Both were more than twice the legal limit.
Officers called in paramedics to check the man.
"They helped him clean himself up," McDonald said.
"This fellow was in dire need of help. It's bizarre, but the effects of alcohol can make people do strange things."
The motorist was charged with impaired driving, plus driving with more than 80 milligrams of alcohol in 100 millilitres of blood in his system. He was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford, Ont., court on May 12.
South Simcoe Police do not identify people they charge.
McDonald said the cruiser took two hours to clean using industrial cleansers, "and it's back on the road."
I hear the guy was Brisco Bold.
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After he ate his own shit, I'd think the cops would have just let him go. I mean, what punishment could they give him that would top we he did to himself?
Time for a change
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He does talk a lot of shit.Originally Posted by Dolemite
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Time for a change
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Put up a 50 foot billboard in the center of town that says
"Shitheads drink and drive"
Insert large picture of said felon taken shortly after the "incident"
A)People will not want that to happen to them
B) He will be laughed at heartily
C) He will never get ass again.
Release man from jail next day, no charges.
Future crime prevented
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Gotta give him credit for creativitity.
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He stole it from monkey's, I find nothing creative about that.
Now, when I read this thread title I thought the man was pleaing insanity for some reason...
but eating poo to fool a breathalizer? Drunk people amuse me.
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Oh shit. You've gotta be kidding me.
He should have at least jumped up and down on top of the squad car, and flinged a bit at the cops.
This thread reminds me of Things to Do in Denver When Your Dead.
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