Conker to be Censored on Xbox

[Clash!]

Talk and argue about something worthwhile.

If you don't want to talk about Conker there are several hundred other threads that feature nothing to do with Conker. But in here, we are talking Conker. Maybe in the future we'll start naming threads after something completely different from the actual contents of the thread.

[Drewbacca]

If you don't want to talk about Conker there are several hundred other threads that feature nothing to do with Conker. But in here, we are talking Conker. Maybe in the future we'll start naming threads after something completely different from the actual contents of the thread.

Although you make a good arguement I'm going to say shut up.

I'm not sure I'll be buying this game. I never played the first, but really wanted to. And I'm not sure this game is enough of a leap up from the norm to make me open my wallet for it. Who's planning to buy it day 1 or week 1?

[LOL]

Who's planning to buy it day 1 or week 1?

This is TNL. Put something in a game format and they will buy it for on day one at full price regardless of how stupid it is or how little time they have for it.

[Drewbacca]

That's true. See the Wrestlemania Xbox thread for examples.

(eat that Korly)

[Spent]

The swearing being taken out is kind of lame. I dunno how you think the beeps can be funnier. Watching an uuncencored version of Trailer Park Boys or Chappelles show is way better than when they edit Chappelle for TV or TPB in the states. Cencorship is just insulting to the listener if anything. They're telling you you can't handle something. If you want cencorship there should be an option.

[ChaoofNee]

Check out how awesome I am:

Dear Rare Peoples,
Occasional reader, first time e-mail...er. This article --http://xbox.ign.com/articles/603/603594p1.html -- has made it apparent to me that many aspects of the Conker's BFD remake portion of Live & Reloaded were omitted, including language and even certain gameplay elements! Now, being a fan of your games, I began to think, "Wait, that doesn't sound like the Rare that hid the word 'arse' in Banjo-Tooie." Sensing tomfoolery and foul play, I raced to your site to find out why Conker was being given the FCC nudge on a system known for its more mature user-base (though I've never given much credit to that statement, given the massive amounts of time I've been called a homosexual in Halo 2).
I promise to withhold from making petitions demanding games where Banjo, Kazooie, and the Battletoads ride Blast Corps vehicles in a race against dinosaur-riding Killer Instinct fighters who are trying to steal cheese from the First National Curd Bank if you will just answer me this: What is the cause behind this? I was looking forward to a prettier version of the N64 game that was, perhaps, even MORE dirty, just to flaunt Rare's newfound console home. And now I see that even Sloprano's song didn't escape the wrath of the censor's pen... blasphemy! This is making me sad, Rare. Very sad.
ChaoofNee

I'm glad you promised to withhold petitions regarding that particular game formula, because I've just printed it out, scrawled my name on it and submitted it to management. Now here's my Exclusive Insider Source on the Conker team to explain the swearing situation.
"There have been a few *bleeping* censorships made with the new *bleeping* game. But between you and me, shhh… it’s a secret… if you [Dum de dum de dum - sorry, were you saying something? - Ed] multiplayer, you get to unlock the *bleeping* swearing! So, even more of a reason for you to play this *bleeping* game.
"So don’t be sad. You being sad makes me sad... and slightly ANGRY, and you wouldn’t like me when I’m angry."

http://www.rareware.com/

They took the part about "what's this about it being easier?" from my message, but at least this is good news.
You can thank me later.

[MechDeus]

That's great and all but it shouldn't be an unlockable in the first place, it should just be there or at most be an option in the menu. Personally I don't care all that much but this is pretty retarded.

[Clash!]

So you have to unlock the swearing via playing Multiplayer? Its good to know that you can at least gain access to it. Too bad I had zero interest in the Multiplayer. Oh well.

[ChaoofNee]

So you have to unlock the swearing via playing Multiplayer? Its good to know that you can at least gain access to it. Too bad I had zero interest in the Multiplayer. Oh well.

They want to get you hooked.

[ChaoofNee]

Hah. I found out today that the "Potty Mouth" unlockable only works for playable characters in multiplayer.
Fuck you, Rare.