XXX2 - The Next Level (Unauthorized Official Thread)

[Despair]

Well, Well. The big day is finally here.

When you witness Green Goblin attemp the takeover the US goverment, and Peter Parker wont be around, who do you call to the rescue??

Bad ass ex con military dude, who is extreeme and a rapper to boot. Just give him acces to hightech guns and toys and let the mayhem begin.

Original XXX was just dumb, loud, stupid action movie. It wasnt a good movie, but it had its charm, and Vin Diesel had presence.

This time around Diesel wanted more money, so studio when with cheaper Ice Cube instead. Cube been working on his EXTREME image since last year dreadful Torque, and here he is running at full speed

Mace Windu returns as the boss of XXX program, and Willem Dafoe is an evil Secretary of Defense. So its all good.

Here is Ebert's take on it. One of the best reviews he wrote in recent time, and hillarious to boot.

http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...VIEWS/50415002

I really want to see this, just for laughs how bad it will be, and see shit blow up good. Havent been at the movies since Sin City, and hungry for stupid action packed entertainment.

[Drewbacca]

I already got my mindless action fix from Sahara.

[g0zen]

I already got my mindless action fix from Sahara.

"Go see my movie or I WILL kill this child..BOOM, PING-PING!"

[Despair]

I already got my mindless action fix from Sahara.

Dunno, Sahara looks even worse that this. I will go with xtreme rappers kicking ass

[Jetman]

Theres a 10 minute beginning preview over at MTV.com if you can put up with going there. It seemed lame the way they set-up picking Cube as the next Triple X in that scene," We need someone with more attitude,meaner,etc,etc,to find out why we were attacked ", cut to Cube in prison strutting around with handcuffs on.

And the preview I see on TV every other commercial with Cube doing a slow motion dive into the water while hitting some special button on his wrist just looks dumb. Everyone knows black people cant swim. wtf?

[Despair]

Well, Ice Cube is relative to Icebergs and we all know that Ice floats

[Drewbacca]

"Go see my movie or I WILL kill this child..BOOM, PING-PING!"

Then do it and stop complaining.

Dunno, Sahara looks even worse that this. I will go with xtreme rappers kicking ass

Sahara was pretty mindless, but it was pretty entertaining and well directed. The only reason I'd go to see XXX2 would be Jackson.

[Despair]

Well, Action wise stuff shown in the trailer for this, looked more exciting then anything that Sahara could offere, again judging by trailers for both.

Not a big fan of Cube, but I like Jackson and Dafoe, and director for this solid, and knows how to stage action well. Plus I dig special team with assault gear action, and this looks like that type of flick.

[Diff-chan]

I really want to see this, just for laughs how bad it will be, and see shit blow up good.

Dont even fucking lie, youre gonna love this movie.

I was watching TV yesterday and there was a commercial for this LL Cool J movie coming out next month, it looks as shitty and stupid as SWAT. Fucking rappers.

[Drewbacca]

Well, Action wise stuff shown in the trailer for this, looked more exciting then anything that Sahara could offere, again judging by trailers for both.

Not a big fan of Cube, but I like Jackson and Dafoe, and director for this solid, and knows how to stage action well. Plus I dig special team with assault gear action, and this looks like that type of flick.

The point wasn't whether or not the movies were better. They're both no good. The point was that my mindless action quota had been filled for the time being.