Nick stories.

[Brisco Bold]

*claps at 90% of this thread*

[Tracer]

Nick once met a guy named Jimi, he saw him playing music in a coffee shop and his music was largely ignored. Nick told him he should try playing it left-handed.

Nick freed the hostages in Iran in 1980, he didn't want the credit and said, "Hey, tell them Mister Carter did it." Ronald Reagan heard this and killed the man delivering the message and claimed the heroic act for himself.

Early in the 20th centruy, Nick met a young man his pals called JD. He told him that everyone was fake and that life was crummy. The guy wrote a book about it, even though that was just Nicks way of calling him and Emo Fag. When JD found out he was so ashamed he never showed his head again in public.

In 1986, Nick took a tour of the facilities at Cape Canavral, Florida. He saw an Engineer and told him, "Hey buddy, check those O-Rings, okay?" The enginner was listening to Men At Work on his Walkman and didn't hear him.

Nick was the first person to discover the North Pole, and indeed, Santa Claus. For this, Santa granted him 3 wishes, one of which was for Yoshi, which is how we got Yoshi's Island for the Super Nintendo. But like all wishes, they have a way of perverting themselves over time and it's also how we got TNL poster Yoshi and Yoshis' Touch N Go for the Nintendo DS. History has forgoten his other two wishes.

Nick once stole my tiles when I was playing Mahjong.

Nick has done a lot of things...

[Hubbitron]

Stop throwing shit!

You asshole!

What more can I say?

[Tragic]

I remember Nick and I were in the same platoon back in 'Nam. One day someone stole his jack knife. He didn't know who took it but he accused me pretty harshly; the fucker jumps me and repeatedly punches me in the nose. It was bloody and very broken by the end. I had to be sent back to a hospital for a few weeks.

Anyway I returned to the platoon with a nose splint and Nick's walkin' on egg shells around me, afraid I'm waiting to get him back. I tell him we're cool but he can't calm down. So finally one night we're in our foxholes and Nick just takes a hammer and *whap whap whap* destroys his own nose. He leaves his foxhole finds mine and shows me his face, "THERE!" Nick yelled "WE COOL NOW?!" blood dripping everywhere, a crazed look in his eye. "yeah, we're cool." I said and we both went back to sleep.

Nick's crazy! I mean... I stole his fucking jack knife!

[Revoltor]

I wish Nick would stop lurking so much.

[ChaoofNee]

I concur. He should be here. Partying.

[dave is ok]

One time Nick fought flux=rad.

He kicked his fucking ass, so fucking bad.

[Mzo]

Nick soloed Onyxia with his cock in his off-hand.

[Tragic]

Remember the time Nick's band was filling in for a late-cancelling Sex Pistols on Saturday Night Live? The producer's wanted him to play his song "Less Than Zero" but he wanted to play his yet to be released "Radio Radio". Reluctantly he started playing "Less Than Zero" but stopped it a few bars in saying "I'm sorry Ladies and Gentlemen, I should't be playing this here" and then played Radio Raido instead. It got him banned from SNL for years.

That was awesome.

[Clash!]

Nick was onced challenged to lick the bottom of his own foot, he put his entire foot in his mouth and slowly ate his entire body and vanished. He then came bursting through the door with a pair of newborn infant twins in his arms, Leia and Luke Skywalker.