The Cinema of Boll

[Uwe Boll]

Hello,

I am Master Director, Uwe Boll. I have just wrapped my latest meisterwerk Bloodrayne. I have decided to take the next week off to explain myself and educate the masses on what is fine film.

Since I was a little boy in Wermelskirchen, I have made films and people have took notice and they understood. But many don’t. So that is why I must explain. For many years Cinema has needed a man like me to come and make things fantastic again - to put the saft in the kunst again. That is what I have done. There is so much detail so many tricks in my work. My films are so cutting edge you must step back to fully comprehend the amazing feat. It is incredible really. My uncanny talent.

So, now I see you understand.


Soon I will be started on Far Cry, it shall be spectacular.

[MechDeus]

This man is a filmmaking genius.

[Rumpy]

lol, good idea yo.

[AstroBlue]

Scheiße!

[Hubbitron]

to put the saft in the kunst again

That's how I feel about my ex-girlfriend. She needs a man like me to put my saft in her kunst again.

[Shine]

Shame it's not the real Uwe Boll, that would be awesome.

[Mman]

Way to piss on everybodys cake Shine!

[Sqoon]

You call him DOCTOR Uwe Boll, doll!

[Tain]

Oh shit.

Who will appear next?

[Uwe Boll]

Very good Sqoon, very clever to know I have Doctors in Literature. That is what seperate me from most directors and what add to my film. I have taken the time for education, spent more time learning the ways of the world.

I will try to answer as many questions you may have, but pleave have patience as there are many boards on interrnet and i must reach as many as i can.