Legend of Zelda- Twilight Princess HD (Wii U)

[kuro]

I enjoyed that trailer, what Zelda needs is a small deviation from the usual slashing and key finding action.

[Anthony]

Link turning into a wolf and doing stupid area attacks and dash shit.

The rest looks awesome, though.

I find it hard to believe, but I agree with Opaque 100% on this over Mechdeus. If that part were not in the trailer, It would be completely amazing. As is, it is merely the only game I will buy this year.

[MrWhitefolks]

-stolen from some brilliant anonymous poster on 4chan of all places-


OoT: "Hey man wassap"

TP: "Not much u?"

OoT: "Well, remember those wooden plank textures I lent you? The really asstastic 4kb ones from 1997? I need those back"

TP: "Oh shit... well... I'm kinda already using them ingame... because you know... I'm the crowning achievement of graphical prowess on the gamecube..."

[sethsez]

Meh, considering the bridge is shaking fast in the wind, it's not like you notice in-game anyway.

[MrWhitefolks]

meh nothing, that's a valid point and it's fucking hillarious at the same time.

if this was any other series you guys would be on it like shit on stink.

oh yeah, forgot to add this: MrWhitefolks' final verdict regarding the new Zelda(w/heavy furry overtones) = ENDORSEMENT DENIED

[sethsez]

if this was any other series you guys would be on it like shit on stink.

It's a fucking board texture. I don't care what game it is, anyone who's upset because a board texture sucks needs to reevaluate why they play games in the first place.

The game looks awesome in motion, so I realy don't give a shit if a texture here or there is bad (and you can always find shit textures). Just like I didn't with Ico, or Prince of Persia, or Burnout 3, or Half-Life 2, or whatever else.

[MechDeus]

Link turning into a wolf and doing stupid area attacks and dash shit.

I find it hard to believe, but I agree with Opaque 100% on this over Mechdeus. If that part were not in the trailer, It would be completely amazing.

Sometimes I just don't get some of you.

[sethsez]

And more importantly, the textures for some wooden planks suck.

[MrWhitefolks]

you god damn right they do. but wait, i can over look this because it's a ZELDA game.

oh wait, no i cant.

seriously tho, why the fuck is nintendo putting this on the cube and not delaying it for their next gen system so it'll be a flagship title? at least then the board texture would be fixed.

[sethsez]

you god damn right they do. but wait, i can over look this because it's a ZELDA game.

oh wait, no i cant.

Personally I think it's stupid to give a shit about a texture like this no matter what game it is. You know, like all those other games I mentioned.

Besides, if it were a static ground texture, I'd be miffed. But it's not... in the video the bridge is moving fast, and even standing still I doubt you'd be able to get a good look at it anyway. And even if it was 100% perfectly still, it's a bridge, not a gigantic part of the game.

If I cared about shitty textures here and there I sure as hell wouldn't love Morrowind.