God bless perverted japanese mindsOriginally Posted by IGN
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The first one sucked terribly though, so I don't have much hope for this one. The only thing that made the game worthwhile was the casino.
Surprising even myself, I didn't stroke it to DOAX that whole night I borrowed the new game from EB.
Yeah, I borrowed and played a new game that we later sold as new to a customer. I also rubbed my balls on the disc and left a single pube in the CD case for effect, but that's just what you have to deal with when you shop at EB.
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God bless perverted japanese mindsOriginally Posted by IGN
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The first one sucked terribly though, so I don't have much hope for this one. The only thing that made the game worthwhile was the casino.
Eat a bag of dicks.Originally Posted by BerringerX
DOAX is not a game, it is a lesbian simulator with a terrible volleyball mini-game thrown in as bonus. Since the lesbian simulator isn't fully realized, it leaves gamers with an empty feeling similar to watching a playboy video on NBC.
I just stabbed myself in the cooter.
Originally Posted by kingoffighters
Thats the quote of the day...
And the first one was not that great...It got very boring very quickly...
You should've charged a collector's edition premium then. Is the pube in a museum now supporting a 1000 pounds?Originally Posted by Mzo
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Does EB accept pubes as currency yet?
Eat a bag of dicks.Originally Posted by BerringerX
No, the best night of your life will be when Itagaki pierces your vagina with his tiny purple love katana while you stare longingly into his putty-face.Originally Posted by Satsuki
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If they overhaul the vball engine, make it so that any girl can buy any suit, tops and bottoms can be freely matched, and add a hair salon/beauty parlor then I might be interested.
Screw this, where's DoA:Extreme Mud Wrestling? I would front more money for this than I ever would want to admit to.
The original game was a half-assed volleyball game and a half-assed lesbian dating sim. If they get rid of the half-assed parts, they might actually have a game on their hands. Until then, they need to add something as DOAX was one of the worst 'games' I have ever 'played' this generation -- and I really wanted to like it, too.
-Dippy
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