The I'm drunk thread

[Josh]

I like to have two drinks. Two drinks makes me happy.

Pot is 10,000x more enjoyable anyway.

[Thief Silver]

Hey RICH, your baseball teams suck! :O

[Kev]

Boone's Farm

'Nuff said.

[Josh]

'Nuff said.

...about his sexual preference.

I drank that shit when I was 16, and thought it was for pussies back then.
Nothing has changed in 10 years.

Enjoy your fruit flavoured girly drinks.

[Rhydant]

For those of you who dont know, Boone's Farm is a malt beverage sold in the wine section of your local alcohol-carrying store. It cost around $2 for a bottle and comes in a variety of flavors. I am keen for that Peach flavored stuff. Damn.

Be warned though, its got some weird side effects.

[Josh]

Be warned though, its got some weird side effects.

For example: you may grow a vagina.

[Rhydant]

Indeed.

Though, I only drank it because it was in the house. We had finished off the Dos Equis and I wasn't up for drinking tequila.

[Jed]

...about his sexual preference.

I drank that shit when I was 16, and thought it was for pussies back then.
Nothing has changed in 10 years.

Enjoy your fruit flavoured girly drinks.

Damn straight, that shit is made specifically for 15 year old sluts

[arjue]

Had a 21st last night, and it ruled anus. Started in a thai restraunt which was ok, then moved on to a pub called the Coogee Bay Hotel. Oktoberfest = steins of beer, which were great value for the city. I got kicked out, pissed in the ocean, and went to sleep in a garden near by. I am still drunk from it.



the beach I pissed at. the pub is across the road from it.




the pub, which was quite wonderful.

[g0zen]

As long as it's not a Montana Crotch Rat everyone is happy. Hitler mustache, landing strip, triangle, barewood flloor, it's all good.

Montana Crotch Rat? LOL, I've gotta remember that one. Oh, and personally, I prefer the sparse triangle. It's like an arrow pointing where to go.

EDIT: NOT THAT I NEED DIRECTIONS, THANK YOU VERY MUCH!