The I'm drunk thread

[Rhydant]

Rich, how do you manage to buy beer?

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Edward 40hands in t-minus: 15 minutes.

Whenever I tell people about this game, they've never heard of it. Good show.

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Also, Fudge Shoppe cookies in the fridge ftw.

[Rich]

omg, i feel like shit. 57u minutes

Oh well, it was a worthy pregame, and i didn't drink for 15 mins cuz i got crowned.

pulling the tape off hurt more thn the shitty budweiser.

off to the party.

anyway, i buy beer with mu fake dude.

[Rhydant]

Ah, I see.

I gotta get me one of them.

For, like, the 39 days I have left before my 21st.

[Rich]

yeah dude; fuck the police

they totaslly came cuz the ra czlled them on us for a broken foozbasll table but i was out.
fuck them.

oh and my roommate puked all over his bed/the garbage and i gotta slepe on top of that shit; top bunk blows

[Cowutopia]

I've been drinking beer all night and I'm not drunk at all.

151 changed my life. I hope this weed kicks in soon.

[Cowutopia]

All right, I'm more trashed than I have been all night. I had a wookieee, I played like 20 games of beer pong, played flip cup and 7/11/doubles. Fuck. AWESOME.

And Ironplant is douche when I am drunk.


IronOfPlant (3:00:40 AM): WHO SAYS THE NES?
IronOfPlant (3:00:44 AM): NO ONE
cowutopia (3:00:47 AM): WTF DUDE DON'T CONFUSE ME
cowutopia (3:00:53 AM): I caj't see straight as it is

[Cowutopia]

alright. It's been like, 4 and a half hours. I'm not getting any soberer. ROCK.

[Josh]

I say "the NES".

It depends on the situtation.

[Cowutopia]

That song in your sig is freaking awesome.

[Josh]

Thank you

I have a lot more stuff just like it. Hit me up on AIM sometime.