The I'm drunk thread

[Mykozo]

Because you touch yourself at night.

And god is watching you.

[dave is ok]

om g ai' mat work and im so furkk.

[Rich]

Are you people intentionally leaving typographical errors in your posts so that you appear wasted? I think so. I post drunk probably 25-30% of the times I post, and it takes me a little longer, but I can get through it, even with one eye open, and not have the post look like this:

fda jkplup jklurie, uifpda fuck uipuiuipk beeeeer, jkledahdsk pussy, uidayejosy LOL LOL LOL LOG LOR!

Telling everyone that I'm wasted isn't enough! I'm gonna leave the typos in so that they can see how degraded my motor skills currently are, LOL!

C'mon mother fuckers, let's try to tighten up the game here.

I wasn't so much drunk as I was fucked up on various different things at the same time; hence me being totally fine 2 hours later.

[Josh]

And god is watching you.

furkk.

lol

[Mykozo]

I wasn't so much drunk as I was fucked up on various different things at the same time; hence me being totally fine 2 hours later.

Your choice of poisons is not under scrutiny here, it's your attention to detail.

[Rich]

Your choice of poisons is not under scrutiny here, it's your attention to detail.

dude, I wouldn't be typing like shit if I could help it. I've got tons of drunk posts, in this thread no less, with minimal typos.

[Mykozo]

dude, I wouldn't be typing like shit if I could help it. I've got tons of drunk posts, in this thread no less, with minimal typos.

HAHA, now I've got you on the defensive.

[haohmaru]

Because you touch yourself at night.

Yeah, while I'm thinking about you I squeeze a pimple on my ass.

[Rich]

HAHA, now I've got you on the defensive.

You win

[Rich]

omnigear my friend i ams so fucked up for you 21st. Happy bday bro