The I'm drunk thread

[napalm]

The other night me and some buddies went down to the pit, which is a place in the woods where we make a fire and everyone gets drunk. A lot of people started trying to hit this tree with bottles, but no one could do it. Eventually a baseball player stepped up and nailed the fuckin tree, and we all watched in horror as the beer bottle came back at full speed and nailed this guy everyone hates. Unfortunately, it didn't hit his head. We were all kind of hoping.

[Jetman]

You didn't get laid because you suck at Guitar Hero?

Eh, that might have been one of the reasons. The other being that I dont think that girl's name was really Sara even though I was calling her it all night for some reason. But, yeah, damn, everyone at this party was like a Guitar Hero pro. The guitar was passed around and I made a total noob of myself. Everyone beat me. On medium. It was lame.And embarrassing. I didnt finally figure out how to actually do good at the game until early in the AM before I left.

Last night and this morning was an awesome train wreck though. I knew I had a good time, well minus the not getting laid part, when I woke up this morning and found that I was using my bologne sandwich as a pillow.That French Bread is really soft and comfortable.

[Rumpy]

I knew I had a good time, well minus the not getting laid part, when I woke up this morning and found that I was using my bologne sandwich as a pillow.That French Bread is really soft and comfortable.

Now that's comedy!

[napalm]

Tonight me and a ton of people went to the pit. "the pit" is this collection of woods so deep it would envelope your thoughts just contenplating the idea. anyhow, we went in and made fire. we carried beer and pallets, pallets fof fire. we had a gay old time. My friend wouldn't share food so I tried to push him into the fire. The pit is the collest place to get the drun, because the cops wont ever come there.

it was fun, and i managed to naviagte my way out AND make it home with mcdonalds! Unfortnately, i didnt see any tits tonight, so that's definately a downer. Im' listening to "animasl" by floyd right now, and ots somewhat of a sexual experience to be honest. I'm also eating pretzels. they taste better hwen thyou crush them up in the bag.Oh yea, if you have beer and someone else has beer, drink theres first, always.

Aoslso: fuck pretzels dude. Seirously, i dont even know why im eating these, but they keep walking into my mouth. ive eaten in entire bag in like 3 sittings, so fuck them. far cry on xbox is also a good gane. My dream would be to fuck the hottest chick in the world while eating pretzels and playing far cry, except instead of pretzels it would be fuckin... apple turnovers, because those dont suck.I'm going to put on "wish you were here" and fall asleep now. dont wake me, i plan on sleeping in, bitches.

[Changeling]

I haven't been to any pit. I've been drinking Anchor Steam all evening and feel really wonderful. Tried to play Battlefield 2 but ended up playing Tetris Attack. It's been a nice relaxing evening. I try to have these at least once a month. I've drank 12 Anchors and I am listening to Portishead's self titled album. I always come back to Beth before my eyes fail. There must be a reason for that. Craving a cigarette even though I quit smoking 2 years ago. Damnit. goodbye

[Kev]

12 Blue Moons and a 32 oz. glass of Franzia later... I'm drunk.

[Cowutopia]

Wine is beautiful. A wine drunk is almost like being high.

:thumbs way up:

A bottle of wine, three beers, and some fiiine scotch whiskey. I know what you're thinking, but fuck you I feel great.

I haven't fucking drunk with any of you bitches yet. How disappointing.
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[napalm]

I went to the pit again tongiht. We all go there like every friday and sometimes more often in the week. Some youngers guys were talking shit to one of the neighbors, and he threatened to call the cops, and most of the level headed people left, but then some older guys talked to the people and it was chill. I drank about 10 or so beers and I'm still pretty drunk.

We had a good time with plenty of fire and gasoline. Also, I brought parmesan goldfish, which are fucking good. I also brought marshmallows and those kick ass too. Once a lot of popel left we bustyed out more beers and went to another portion of the pit with some college kids we know. Things conitenued until everyone was left but myself, a good friend, and this girl that was trying to hook up with my good friend, but she was a slut. The night ended when she was complaining about highschool, and how she didnd't pass because she failed a foreign language class or something... I told her she will make a great mother and then stormed out of the woods with a chip on shoulder, as if she thought she was anything better than a baby-maker.

I am craving mcdonalds cheeseburgers like a mother fucker. I know they are the shittiest things on eartrh, but goddamnit I want one.

[Mykozo]

Wow, I was wondering why I haven't seen this thread bumped in a while, but I now know that the reason is that Rich no longer posts his college tales of excess. Rich, come back so we can point NA fingers at you again.

[Rich]

Wow, I was wondering why I haven't seen this thread bumped in a while, but I now know that the reason is that Rich no longer posts his college tales of excess. Rich, come back so we can point NA fingers at you again.

Noo.