The I'm drunk thread

[Jetman]

wow so drunk, okay awesome night tonight - i have to wok in like 4 hours so of course im bsing on tnl. didnt get laid byt had a liot of fun. saw a lot of people out iwasnt expecting to bought a bunch ofdrinks for old friends.just had a shitload of fun in general. ecxpet. I have two friends who are delts. one of them thinks its funny to take my full drink of crown and 7 walk up to me and pop the under side of it all over me WHILE im talking to some hot bitch i know, yeah that might be cool if i was a delt asshole but im not.so i almost break the guys face 3 friends hold m bck.this same guy ends up feeling like a dick an buyingme double shots all night, so i blame this guy on nme not getting laid AND for spilling hLF OF MY CROWN ON MY SHITRT.

[perkyskirt]

im drunk still!

[JetsToBrazil]

You're too drunk. I'm cutting you off.

[Tommy Tallarico]

What the fuck is a delt?

[Mykozo]

What the fuck is a delt?

I'm sure it's a delta, or frat dude.

[arjue]

So I drank beer out of a watering can a few hours ago lol

[Jetman]

I'm sure it's a delta, or frat dude.

You are correct, sir.

Yeah, he didnt even remember doing that last night. I'm sure if he woke up with a busted lip he would have remembered. Weve been pretty good friends for a while though so I'm glad I didnt get the chance to do something stupid.

Last night was a hell of a lot of fun though. Always awesome when you have a group of like 10+ friends out getting smashed together. Having more is always merrier.

Working today at 8:30 to 5:00 was hell though, and I'm still supposed to go to a birthday party tonight. I dont know how much more of this my liver can take....

[arjue]

First time getting pissed by myself. The great thing about Australia is that apparently you can't get bad wine here. I am inclined to agree. I just head one of the nicest tasting fucking drinks I've had, Hardys 2003 Cab Sauv. I think i may have found my "drink".

[Cowutopia]

Wine rocks.

[arjue]

Gin + Juice = happyness


omg i've turned into rich