I'm sick of the onslaught of shitty horror movies

[Scourge]

All before the end of the year...

The Devil's Rejects
Night Watch
The Skeleton Key
The Cave
The Woods
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
The Reaper
Cry Wolf
The Fog
Doom
Saw 2
Three Extremes
Wolf Creek

I blame you people. Quit giving rich producers of dime a dozen schlock movies more of your money and I'll get to see less advertising for your bullshit demographic taste. My soon-to-be twelve year old son was making fun of The Skeleton Key commercial the other day because it looks like every other horror movie made in the last 10 years. He's not even twelve yet and he knows better. So should you.

[Mikey]

Shitty American horror movies, you should say. Most of the influential horror films are coming from Asia and Europe now. The US will catch up again sooner or later.

Edit: Did I type too soon? Is the Night Watch Russian? There was a Danish Nigthwatch film a few years back, wasn't there? They remade it with Ewan McGregor and it was bad.

[FirstBlood]

I think the flood of "creepy children/ring-styled" horror movies has become a problem. But The Devil's Rejects is probably more of an over-the-top gore-fest, which should be entertaining.

[g0zen]

Scourge is a moron. He hasn't even seen one of these movies yet he's saying they're all shit. I saw Devils Rejects and I thought it was great, but I saw the trailer for The Skeleton Key and decided it wasn't for me. See, that's how you form an opinion that isn't scourge-level stupity, you actually look into it a little or (gasp) actually go see the fucking movie and give it a chance.

I mean, none of these are Anderson or Boll so quit your whining and praise the Gods for that atleast.

[Scourge]

Scourge is a moron. He hasn't even seen one of these movies yet he's saying they're all shit.

You're a moron. I'm saying the wave of shitty horror movies continues and it's because of the success of previous shitty horror movies. Of course I haven't seen them. They aren't out yet. It's not rocket science to expect these movies to suck like their predecessors. Or to expect people like you to gobble them up.

[g0zen]

Quit giving rich producers of dime a dozen schlock movies more of your money and I'll get to see less advertising for your bullshit demographic taste.

Wha, wha, if you don't like it go watch Lifetime and the Disney channel. It seems like they're more your style anyway.

[Scourge]

Wha, wha, if you don't like it go watch Lifetime and the Disney channel. It seems like they're more your style anyway.

lol. How the fuck would you know what my "style" is?

[g0zen]

You're a moron. I'm saying the wave of shitty horror movies continues and it's because of the success of previous shitty horror movies. Of course I haven't seen them. They aren't out yet. It's not rocket science to expect these movies to suck like their predecessors. Or to expect people like you to gobble them up.

Some of them are out, and it's not rocket science that atleast one other of these could be good. Quit being such a chode, you're already announcing your dislike for the movies by not watching them. Leave the rest of us to watch whatever the fuck we want. I, for one, don't want to see anymore stupid fucking formulaic romantic comedys being shown or advertised, but I know for a fact they'll never stop so I don't bitch about them.

[Dolemite]

Scourge is a moron. He hasn't even seen one of these movies yet he's saying they're all shit.

Based on the quality of recent horror movies, the odds are on his side that these films will suck (well, except for The Devil's Rejects). So he's justified in making such a statement.

BTW, I love horror movies.

[Jetman]

Speaking of bad horror movies, I rented two the other night. Boogeyman and Cursed.

Boogeyman was pretty lame.I was almost ready to turn the movie off when for like the 400th time we had to see the lead character open a closet......really.........really..........slowwwww. We get it. Your scared of the boogeyman and closets. Just open the fucking door and get on with the movie.
And the boogeyman himself at the end? He was like a time-and-space-traveling peice of shit toy or something.Yeah, I dont get it either.

Cursed actually started out like it might be kind of interesting. Started on fair grounds kind of like Lost Boys, so I was expecting something mildly campy with enough horror and scary moments to fill out the movie. About half-way through, the movie just takes a complete U-turn, and turns completely ridiculous. Even the werewolf looked lame.

But guys, seriously there is ONE good scene that you have to see in Cursed. And dont have any food or drink in your mouth when you see it.I almost choked to death when it happened - The cops roll into this club to help out and stop the werewolf,but its hiding somewhere in the rafters. So to get the werewolf to come out Christina Ricci starts talking about it, like putting it down, "Yeah, theres this really ugly,hairy,mangy,blah,blah," she goes on. Well, the werewolf gets pissed busts through this curtain or whatever and flips the bird at everyone down below.Like a really emotional,pumping your arm kind of flipping the bird.
The cops shoot it and it dies.

I laughed pretty hard. Coke came out my nose. Good times were had.It was so ridiculous.That one scene alone may be worth a quick rental. I wish I had a .gif or something of it.