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It would be better if it was Snakes on a Plane, 9-11 edition.
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I just heard from my friend that Samuel L. Jackson would only star in the movie if they kept the name as "Snaks on a Plane".Originally Posted by Josh
If he's right, respect +12.
http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/sam...ane-117687.phpBeaks: One of those films that you’re working on right now is… well, it’s called Pacific Air 121—
Jackson: Snakes on a Plane, man!
Beaks: Exactly.
Jackson: We’re totally changing that back. That’s the only reason I took the job: I read the title.
Beaks: Snakes on a Plane! That’s everything!
Jackson: You either want to see that, or you don’t.
Beaks: And how are those snakes? Besides being on a plane?
Jackson: Some of them are aggressive, some of them are cool. They’re interesting to watch, and interesting to interact with. It depends on what kind of snake it is. One day, it took, like, four guys to bring in this 350 lb. Burmese Python. We were all like, “Where’s that goin’?” And I watched an Albino Cobra strike airplane seats the other day. I watched it from another studio. It’s actually been a fun show. But we’re taking the name back!
I mean, seriously.
It would be better if it was Snakes on a Plane, 9-11 edition.
i drink it up!
lol.
"CAPTAIN THE PLANE IS OVER RUN WITH COBRA'S!!! What do we do!?" - stewardess.
"I say we dump the fuel reserves!" - Navigator
"Don't worry. I know exactly what we need to do in order to stop them in the next 30 seconds. Here's the pla..." *Cobra bites Captain in the neck, he dies instantly.
"What do we do now!?" - Stewardess
"I don't know about you, but I'm dumping the fuel!" - Navigator, now Captain.
B Student
Snakes on a Plane is going to be great, how do I know? It's directed by the guy who played Ski Lodge Killer #3 in Blind Fury.
Best movie about snakes on a plane ever? Yes.
The Remix
The first thing that came to my mind when I saw Santa's Slay was "wasn't that the name of the movie in Ernest Saves Christmas"?
Lost in an Odyssey
That's the most badass Santa I've ever seen.Without a doubt.
I'm watching that shit.
B Student
Yeah, me too, but that movie was called "Christmas Slay" and was about a monster I think.
Say Ahhh
And the irony of it all is that he's Jewish.
Time for a change
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Wait, so the Jewish wrestler is Satan...
...HMMM...
Sausage-in-training
Eh, it's always the one you least expect...
In regards to Snakes on a Plane:
Sam Jackson: The passengaz is gettin' sicka!
Billy: And Leon's getting LAAAARGER!!
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