VanDamme + Snipes = Straight to DVD

[MrWhitefolks]

Yes, the promising actor from New Jack City and Jungle Fever will now follow in the illustrious footsteps of Dennis Rodman, Lawrence ‘LT’ Taylor and Rob Schneider, combining his athletic prowess with the Muscles from Brussels in an ego-slapper called The Hard Corps, which unfortunately is not based on a Valiant comic. The flick features Van Damme as “battle-hardened combat veteran Patrick Sauvage”, who goes from fighting in Middle East to freelancing as a bodyguard for a famous champion boxer (Snipes). Sauvage's client finds himself on the Glock side of an ornery rap music overlord and his posse, so Van Damme rounds up some fellow ex-military guys to assist his protection, thereby giving credence to the title and possibly creating work for Michael Biehn and Gary Daniels.

well....uh....comments?

[YellerDog]

I can't believe Van Damme is slumming so low.

[MrWhitefolks]

one's a drama queen, the other's a cokehead. all we need now is someone tan to round it out...say Lou Diamond Phillips?

[Rumpy]

Snipes has really fallen down the ladder.

[Wildkat]

one's a drama queen, the other's a cokehead. all we need now is someone tan to round it out...say Lou Diamond Phillips?

No. Only one man can fill that role.


Christian Slater.

[Jeremy]

After the Blade 3 debacle, this isn't all that surprising.

[MrWhitefolks]

considering that a good chunk of his movies PRIOR to blade were mediocre garbage, this should shock anyone(unless you're a moron and only recognize snipes from blade and the blacksploitation flicks that made him originally famous)

[arjue]

Not to mention that blade was never that good to begin with.

on topic, i will buy this if i ever see it for sale.

[YellerDog]

considering that a good chunk of his movies PRIOR to blade were mediocre garbage, this should shock anyone(unless you're a moron and only recognize snipes from blade and the blacksploitation flicks that made him originally famous)

ALWAYS BET ON BLACK!

[Hubbitron]

He should have been in Sweet Sweetback's Badassss Song.