I Banged a Goth Chick

[Brisco Bold]

some goth chicks are okay, but ... they lie and are not good at anything but lying about how amazing in bed they are.

For shizzle.

That's what I had to deal with afterwards.

How do you bite a man's cock and then tell him you give awesome head? I call shenanigans.

Whose cock did you think you were biting?!

[MechDeus]

all bi chicks are lousy lays.

I can give a great big Not True on that, though I have no clue about the majority.

How do you bite a man's cock and then tell him you give awesome head? I call shenanigans.

Depends on who you were with previously, some people are just retarded. Right before I had sex for the first time with my last girlfriend she began laying down ground rules which included, "I don't make much noise or move much, so don't expect that from me," yet reportedly was also labelled the best sex of at least a couple previous boyfriends. If true, I feel bad for them.

[sethsez]

all bi chicks are lousy lays.

Same with (openly) bi guys. They don't know what the fuck they want. Closeted "straight" guys, on the other hand, are amazing.

But yes, in general the best sex comes from the quiet ones.

[Mr-K]

For shizzle.

That's what I had to deal with afterwards.

How do you bite a man's cock and then tell him you give awesome head? I call shenanigans.

Whose cock did you think you were biting?!

Biting and head should not be put in the same sentence. *cringes*

[Satsuki]

Are you speaking from experience? If so then that is awesome,and at the same time disappointing.

experience in the way that I know an assload of bi chicks and the guys who dated/slept with them. Bi, for a girl, usually just means "hello, I am astralfire dragonpants, the fat goth type who wears vinyl corsets and fake vampire teeth. I want a man to stick his dick in me badly, but I am too fat and acne ridden to get one. So, I will be 'attracted' to other fat, hot topic shoppers who feel the same as I do."

And any amount of variation on this. If a girl claims she is bi, and has never slept with another girl (not just kissed), she is not bi. She is bi-curious, or just a cow.

and now you know. and knowing is half the battle.

[Master]

The wild sex comes from average, normal looking girls.

Yeah, ones who need therapy.

[ChaoofNee]

"hello, I am astralfire dragonpants, the fat goth type who wears vinyl corsets and fake vampire teeth. I want a man to stick his dick in me badly, but I am too fat and acne ridden to get one. So, I will be 'attracted' to other fat, hot topic shoppers who feel the same as I do."

lol Astralfire Dragonpants.
That sounds so my like my ex-girlfriend, too.

[arjue]

astralfire dragonpants

lol.

[Cowutopia]

Right before I had sex for the first time with my last girlfriend she began laying down ground rules

That's terrible. The dumping should have happened there.

Well, actually, I suppose waiting until after the fucking was prudent.

[Master of 7s]

beastiality is not cool.

And neither was that piss poor attepmt at trying to be clever.

Protip: Humor means making people laugh, not making them want to fracture your worthless skull with a hammer.

Fucking cocksucking asshole.