I Banged a Goth Chick

**Jetman** · 03 Nov 2005, 02:07 AM

Okay,I think the problem definitely was that this 'goth girl' was a total fraud. Somehow, she fucking found out where I worked and came in tonight. Apparently she's no longer Goth and is now like 100% punk.She came in the store, and had this "Mohawk-from-Hell" hairstyle (as soon as I saw her I thought Chief Thunder from Killer Instinct),and the only thing I could think to say to her for the first couple of minutes she was there was, "nice hair." Never seen a woman change styles that radically and that quickly. I think I fucked the Goth out of her

I wonder if I banged her again what she would turn into?

Originally Posted by Satsuki

Bi, for a girl, usually just means "hello, I am astralfire dragonpants, the fat goth type who wears vinyl corsets and fake vampire teeth. I want a man to stick his dick in me badly, but I am too fat and acne ridden to get one. So, I will be 'attracted' to other fat, hot topic shoppers who feel the same as I do."

lol, nicely said. And funny because its true.

**ChaoofNee** · 03 Nov 2005, 02:22 AM

Try it. See if she goes emo.

**YellerDog** · 03 Nov 2005, 02:26 AM

Originally Posted by ChaoofNee

Try it. See if she goes emo.

Only if there's ATM action.

**Cowutopia** · 03 Nov 2005, 04:15 AM

Originally Posted by Jetman

(as soon as I saw her I thought Chief Thunder from Killer Instinct)

LOL.

**Josh** · 03 Nov 2005, 02:40 PM

Originally Posted by Master of 7s

And neither was that piss poor attepmt at trying to be clever.

Protip: Humor means making people laugh, not making them want to fracture your worthless skull with a hammer.

Fucking cocksucking asshole.

Troll humour is different. The goal here is anger.

It wasn't a very good attempt though. I do a much better job of making fun of you evil black people.

**Chux** · 03 Nov 2005, 02:56 PM

Did I miss anything?

**Satsuki** · 03 Nov 2005, 03:32 PM

Originally Posted by Jetman

Okay,I think the problem definitely was that this 'goth girl' was a total fraud. Somehow, she fucking found out where I worked and came in tonight. Apparently she's no longer Goth and is now like 100% punk.She came in the store, and had this "Mohawk-from-Hell" hairstyle (as soon as I saw her I thought Chief Thunder from Killer Instinct),and the only thing I could think to say to her for the first couple of minutes she was there was, "nice hair." Never seen a woman change styles that radically and that quickly. I think I fucked the Goth out of her

I wonder if I banged her again what she would turn into?

We call those girls "mutts." They don't really belong to any one subculture, they just dress to impress a certain group that day. Watch how quickly she goes prep when the situation arises.

lol, nicely said. And funny because its true.

thank you. I feel the knowledge of fattie goths must be shared.