I Banged a Goth Chick

[Revoltor]

I DON'T MAKE MONKEYS, I JUST TRAIN THEM!

[Master of 7s]

Ok, now stereotypical internet humor like the most recent pics I can appreciate.

Did I miss anything?

AY WHERE DA WHITE WOMEN AT?

[Chux]

[Josh]

Knock knock.

[Jester]

Knock knock.

Who's there?

[Jetman]

Try it. See if she goes emo.

Oh,man, I might, but that hair - holy shit. You have to see it to believe it. It scares me. It's a dealbreaker.

We call those girls "mutts." They don't really belong to any one subculture, they just dress to impress a certain group that day. Watch how quickly she goes prep when the situation arises.

haha, I've never heard that class of people referred to as that. They really did need a name, as I've seen and known a lot of them, just never knew what they were called. I dont think I can imagine this girl reverting back to any other form (prep or otherwise)than this one though. The visual of her and her hair (2 different entities, I believe) is burned into my brain.

[Chux]

Can you change this thread to I railed out Chief Thunder?

[Mr-K]

Once when I was 2 or 3 in the grocery line with my mother I pointed at the black man behind us and said "Look at the monkey!" My mother thought quickly and started to make monkey noises in an effort to cover it up.

I was an awesome child.

[g0zen]

Smart mom. Not many people can think on their feet like that.

[Mr-K]

She couldn't talk her way out of my walking up to a fat woman and saying "LOOK MOMMY, THAT'S A BIG ONE!"