New Dungeons and Dragons movie

**MsMojoRising** · 01 Nov 2005, 04:54 PM

Don't know if anyone else has made a thread about this...

So.. there's a new Dungeons and Dragons movie coming out. Holy Christ, I hope it's better than that last live action one. The one with a Wayans brother and that kid from Lois and Clark?

I can't find much on it, other than it's not so much a sequel to the other one. It supposedly shares the same villain. And I can't find much else on it.

Anyone heard anything?

**Dolemite** · 01 Nov 2005, 04:57 PM

Please, please please bring back Marlon Wayans' character from the dead! He was soooo awesome. And so was the bad guy with the blue lipstick!

Actually, the D&D movie was the gayest thing I've ever seen. If it wasn't for Thora Birtch and her lucious boobies the movie would be worthless.

**Sqoon** · 01 Nov 2005, 05:04 PM

I think this already played on Sci-Fi in early October.

**voltz** · 01 Nov 2005, 05:35 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

If it wasn't for Thora Birtch and her lucious boobies the movie would be worthless.

ok now I have to see this.

**Mzo** · 01 Nov 2005, 05:43 PM

I saw it and it was so bad I didn't even notice the boobs.

**Dolemite** · 01 Nov 2005, 05:44 PM

Originally Posted by voltz

ok now I have to see this.

As aweome as Thora is, I really can't recommend that course of action. The movie's stench will burn out your eyes.

Also, bear in mind that she never actually exposes her boobies, nor does she wear any revealing outfits at all. But she's awesome nonetheless.

**D_N_G** · 01 Nov 2005, 06:06 PM

Here's hoping for some Venger and Tiamat cameos

**voltz** · 01 Nov 2005, 06:11 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

As aweome as Thora is, I really can't recommend that course of action. The movie's stench will burn out your eyes.

Also, bear in mind that she never actually exposes her boobies, nor does she wear any revealing outfits at all. But she's awesome nonetheless.

I've seen plenty of cheesy movies before and don't expect anything that'll leave me gagging. If the two characters that were mentioned earlier are as good as claimed, it'll be worth it.

**voltz** · 01 Nov 2005, 06:32 PM

Originally Posted by Mzo

I saw it and it was so bad I didn't even notice the boobs.

Might I make a recommendation...

Fantasy, action, cheesy acting, tons of boobs.

**Dolemite** · 01 Nov 2005, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by voltz

I've seen plenty of cheesy movies before and don't expect anything that'll leave me gagging. If the two characters that were mentioned earlier are as good as claimed, it'll be worth it.

Don't say I didn't warn you.

Post your impressions afterwards.

Originally Posted by voltz

Might I make a recommendation...

Fantasy, action, cheesy acting, tons of boobs.

Speaking of which, The Sword and the Sorcerer is good for your blade-and-boobery fix too.