They already made a Castlevania movie. It was called Van Helsing.
http://www.variety.com/index.asp?lay...goryID=13&cs=1
The same asshole that ruined Mortal Kombat and Alien vs. Predator is going to give us Castlevania! Hooray!
They already made a Castlevania movie. It was called Van Helsing.
"Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."
No. No.... no. Just no. Van Helsing was utter shit. Not to say this one will be any better... but... no.Originally Posted by Revoltor
Yeah... and we all saw how that turned out.Originally Posted by Revoltor
Would be a good idea for Paul to quit adapting films and make up his own material.
Oh wait, he can't write!
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
Kill all involved.
Time for a change
He's only a decent director when he's directing a script that he DIDN'T write, ala Event Horizon.
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Castlevania doesn't deserve this.
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That's right, somebody call Uwe Boll!
"Your soul better belong to Jesus, mmm-mmmmm..... cause your ass belongs to me!"
You would have thought with their careful optioning out of Silent Hill that Konami would show their even more venerable franchise the same treatement. Guess not.
Kill all involved.
Time for a change
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