Howard Stern on Sirius

[TobalRox]

Howard TV On Demand is SD. It's just that On Demand is a digital source so it's better quality than an analog channel. Anyway, I didn't know about it being on INHD, I'll have to check it out.

[Cowdisease]

So who do you think is going to win the chance to win the Panasonic TV? I voted for Young Conservative Will, but it looks like either Richard Christy or High-Pitched Mike will win it.

[Dolemite]

What did they agree to do for the TV?

[Cowdisease]

I'll just grab the info from the Howard Stern website, but I strongly suggest you hear Hour 5 of the replay.

Howard mentioned he still has a 50-inch Panasonic plasma TV to give to someone on the staff, so he asked everyone who wanted to participate in the upcoming contest, to see who will do the most outrageous act for the prize, to come into the studio.

Richard Christy commented that he wants the television so he can give it to his parents, while Sal reported if he wins he’d sell it for the cash, which Gary reported should be between $4,000 and $5,000. After Howard 100 News producer, High Pitch Mike, said he’d allow Siobhan to sit on his plastic wrap protected, Will noted he’d let a male porn star hit him in the face three times with his penis.

Upon hearing this, Sal commented he’d let a man have sex with his ear, but Howard didn’t think that was worse than what Will agreed to do. However, Richard ended a potential debate by claiming he’d let High Pitch Eric crap on his chest, which Sal said he’d allow as well, with the addition that he’d also “kiss his balls” from behind without before Eric wipes himself. This led Will to say he’d let Eric move his bowels on his foot and still take the “penis slaps” to the face.

Although Richie Wilson said he’d get “Insert Cock Here” tattooed above his rear end, Howard acknowledged Sal’s promise seemed the worst to him and Artie agreed. Ralph called in to point out that Richard and Sal seem to engage in these kinds of antics all the time, so he voted for Will to get a chance to win the television. When Gary voted for Sal as well, Richard said he’d let Eric move his bowels on his chest and then have him wash it off with his urine.

As Robin debated who she thought had the most disturbing offer, Mike noted he’d allow Siobhan to sit on his face without the protective wrap. Howard admitted Mike’s offer intrigued him, but Sal added he’d let Howard put all the options on “a wheel” and then do whatever it determines. Will proceeded to up his offer again by mentioning he’ll let High Pitch Eric defecate and ejaculate on his foot, while still allowing a male porn star to hit him in the face with his penis.

Because there was no consensus on who should be given the chance to win the television, Howard said he’d take Mike’s advice and put it up for a vote.

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How the fuck is this show popular?

[Diff-chan]

I was grossed out during that segment, but couldn't stop laughing.

[Cowdisease]

Looking at the website poll results, it looks like High-Pitched Mike is going to win. Christy is in second, with Conservative Young Will right behind him. I still say Will should have been picked because, unlike Sal and Richard, he's not used to doing devious, self-humiliating deeds.

And LOL at Will's and Richard's pictures for the poll selection.

[stormy]

Everyone else's was way worse than Will. How do you come back with shitting on your foot when Richard is already taking it on the chest. I never thought getting a mushroom stamp was that bad either. Mike should take it no doubt. Siobhan is fucking nasty.

I just watched the Valentina Vaughn ep of Howard TV. She's the hottest girl they've ever had in there. She's just about perfect.

[Dolemite]

I think Richard Christy's offer is the most disturbing.

You know something? I used to think the Jackass movie was a little on the gay and gross side, but everything those guys did there (or could be doing in the sequel coming out in September) pales compared to some of the shit that the Stern show has been doing since it moved to Sirius. The only area where Jackass beats Stern is when they do the crazy stunts where they hurt themselves.

The Stern show is out of control. But it's never been better.

Oh, and a pic from Artie and George Takei's "date":

[Cowdisease]

High-Pitched Mike is the "winner". Oh man, I can already hear the cries of disgust as Siobhan sits on his face. Can't wait for tomorrow's show.