Howard Stern on Sirius

**Brand X** · 01 Oct 2007, 09:11 PM

So I went to see the Killers of Comedy on Saturday night, and it was one of the funniest shows I have seen in a long long time. Shuele was fucking hilarious. He MC'ed the whole ordeal and did about 20 min at the beginning, plus 5 in between the rest of the sets. I knew he was a funny guy from the roasts, but god damn, he killed on literally every joke.

Yucko was god awful. I never have thought he was very funny, and his act confirmed my thoughts. His whole act relied on pulling dildos out of a hat and pretending that they were his dick.

Sal was typical Sal. Making KKK jokes because the crowd was all white. Holocaust jokes a plenty, plus a good handful black/asian jokes. He did rail on East Cleveland, because apparently Beetlejuice wanted to find a Popeyes, so they got lost in East Cleveland and he called it "New Orleans without the water". lol.

Then Reverend Bob Levey was up next, who also killed. He kept on talking directly to this black dude in the crowd, constantly calling him "black guy", and making hilarious jokes at these dyke looking girls in the front row.

Then of course the novelty acts, Iron Shiek and Beetlejuice. Shiek did his typical hilarious shtick of screaming about the coke, and the marijuana, and the beer. Taunting Hulk Hogan and making him humble. Then got all riled up because there was a dude dressed up like him who ran up in front of the stage. He ended up only being on stage for like 5 or so min though. Then Beetlejuice, who is just fucking hilarious no matter what he does. He pulled the stubborn Beetlejuice act where he didn't want to do anything and Shuele and Levey were coaxing him into saying ridiculous shit.

Then of course there was the eating blue cheese out of the girls asses. At first 2 girls volunteered and went up on stage. 1 was just OK looking, while the other was smoking hot, easily 9/10. Too bad they both pussied out and left the stage to tons of booing. Then 2 ugly girls volunteered, one was beat ass and fat, the other one was like 6'2" and chubby (both up Cowutopia's alley). Beetlejuice and Levey then ate blue cheese out of their asses and it was fucking hilarious. Way funnier in person than just hearing about it. Seeing Beetlejuice with his face dug into this fattys ass and looking at the crowd with his entire face covered in blue cheese was fucking classic. I wish I had a camera with me because that picture would have been amazing.

Anyone who is a Stern fan and has a chance to see them, DO IT. It's worth every penny (besides Yucko), and the only way it could have been better is if Florentine was in the line up.

Now I just got tickets to see Artie and Bob Levey on December 7th, I'm fucking pumped.

**Dolemite** · 02 Oct 2007, 11:14 AM

Good show review, Brand. If they come around my area I might check them out.

BTW, the Stern show has really improved 100% as of late. Real guests, great interviews, great bits, Atrie's "Emotional Friend" character…everything is awesome as of late. I guess they must have gotten a lot of complaints, because the improvements came almost overnight.

**Brand X** · 02 Oct 2007, 11:41 AM

The emotional friend bit yesterday was amazing. I caught like 3 different 20-30 min pieces of it when I was in the car at random times yesterday and every part of it was amazing. Especially Christine laughing when Sal started crying. If anyone deserves that to happen to them, it's Sal.

**Cowdisease** · 02 Oct 2007, 11:49 AM

The therapy session bit was amazing. Fun factoid: Christine was paid $10,000 with the Heartbreak Kid money. She was initially offered, $2500, then $5000, then $10,000, and she refused each time. It wasn't until Sal sat her down and convinced her that they needed the money and could potentially help their marriage that she agreed to do the skit. Artie was hitting home runs with his "Emotional Friend". His first appearance from last week was hysterical.

I just finished listening to the Jerry O'Connell interview. Good stuff. Don't know if I should be looking forward to Sarah Silverman smelling Richard Christy's sweaty balls tomorrow.

**Dolemite** · 02 Oct 2007, 12:28 PM

Richard Christy is one disgusting human being. It's not even funny anymore.

**Brand X** · 02 Oct 2007, 12:38 PM

I missed the Sarah Silverman interview, so wait, she's actually coming in and smelling his balls? That's too bad since she's hot in a really Jewish looking type of way. Also, the 45 min of arguing about Christmas gifts on my drive to work this morning was fucking miserable. No one cares!

**stormy** · 02 Oct 2007, 01:36 PM

Originally Posted by Cowdisease

I just finished listening to the Jerry O'Connell interview. Good stuff. Don't know if I should be looking forward to Sarah Silverman smelling Richard Christy's sweaty balls tomorrow.

Wish I knew that was going to be on. Did they get into Rebecca Romijn? Howard was good friends with her and Stamos but hasn't seen her since the divorce. He was upset that she never called.

**Cowdisease** · 02 Oct 2007, 02:20 PM

Originally Posted by stormy

Wish I knew that was going to be on. Did they get into Rebecca Romijn? Howard was good friends with her and Stamos but hasn't seen her since the divorce. He was upset that she never called.

Definitely. What surprised me was that Jerry wasn't uptight at all when Howard started asking the Rebecca questions.