Confucius, Cats, and Yoda

[Cheebs]

Say Yoda: Once you start down the dark path, forever will it dominate your destiny. Consume you it will.

Confucius say: Man who start down dark path no need better eye...Need jedi.

Cats say: Gentleman you walking dark path. Your destinies are consuming you say ha ha ha ha.

Beware the darker side of finger. Dangerous it is.

Awesome.

Best use of Christopher Reeve and Icecube yet.

[napalm]

[jonas]

[Cheebs]

I know what you were all thinking when you woke up today. "Self," you said to yourself, "It's been close to 3 years since we've heard the wisdom of Confucius, Cats, and Yoda. I wish those three would come back."


Confucius say - Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Cats say - Wife are sleeping a husband on sofa. He set him up the prostitute.

Say Yoda - Husband put in doghouse by wife, hmmm? The Husband his own path to the cathouse find.





Confucius say - It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.

Cats say - I have nails of yours all of them ha ha ha ha. Crib not build or not screw.

Say Yoda - These nails have you for crib building, yes? But for crib filling, this wang have you.