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  1. #31
    What happened?

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Kaneda View Post
    I almost got deported this morning. I think I'll be ok...but Japan really does suck.
    Let me guess, you forgot your ID card at home and the cops stopped you for a random gaijin check.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  3. I snuck into the all-girls dormitory. The school wasn't too pleased and told me it might mean my ass but they decided to show mercy just this one time.

    Japan's cock-blocking is getting kind of old, I'm starting to look forward to going back home.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Kaneda View Post
    Japan's cock-blocking is getting kind of old
    Japan cock-blocks? You're obviously living in the wrong Japan then. Easiest (and harriest) action I've ever seen.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  5. Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    harriest

  6. Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    Japan cock-blocks? You're obviously living in the wrong Japan then. Easiest (and harriest) action I've ever seen.
    Sure, the girls are easy. It's the dumb rules and strict environment that get in the way. Japanese guys just don't like seeing their girls getting with foreign guys.

  7. Well, ya'd think.
    Donk

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Kaneda View Post
    Sure, the girls are easy. It's the dumb rules and strict environment that get in the way. Japanese guys just don't like seeing their girls getting with foreign guys.
    "Chuy, you're going to have a magical life. Because no matter where you go, it's always going to be better than Tucson."

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Kaneda View Post
    Sure, the girls are easy. It's the dumb rules and strict environment that get in the way. Japanese guys just don't like seeing their girls getting with foreign guys.
    I think your biggest problem is living in a dorm... shitty rules and strict environments kind of go with that. You'd be much better living in your own place.

    But yeah, Japanese guys are 99% dipshits. I've gotten some shit while out on dates before... although it's amazing how quickly they shut up when they find out you understand what they're saying and flip them some shit back.
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by bbobb View Post
    But yeah, guys are 99% dipshits.
    fixed, with qualifier: if you're with their women.

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