I kick doors open so I don't have to worry about shocking my hand on door knobs.
i drop the elbow, or forearm first.
I kick doors open so I don't have to worry about shocking my hand on door knobs.
You're all huge pussies.
I get shocked maybe one or twice a year on shit. What the fuck is wrong with all of you?
My Car also has a 100% Shock Rate. One time the static shoke to my finger was so bad it went numb for a few minutes.Originally Posted by Tain
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Once or twice a.....you little puss!
Some of us seem to get shocked everytime we go near something metal...and it goes on during the entire cold season (which gets longer every year). The little shocks aren't the ones I get...it's always the fucking huge *CRACKLE*. I guess that some people are more prone to the huge sparks than others.
Our old car was NIGHTMARE. I've had a few of the ones that numb your fingers, and it sucks.Originally Posted by Tehanu
There must be something about my work, because every single fucking time I go put the code into the door my shit gets ZAPPED. As soon as I get home though, I'm fine.
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