The Official Hip-Hop Battle Thread part II: volume I: A World Without Korian

[napalm]

Thats the worst link ever.

I couldn't help myself

[Jetman]

Thats the worst link ever.

That link does not match the coolness of this thread, its flavor,

Napolm's mom, bitch, cried but I didnt pay her,

for that dick she sucked, my God, cock breaker,

Josh laughed at me but I showed him I'm a true gamer,

As I whipped out a Hadoken on Napolm's mom, One Player!

[Gooch]

I clambake in a sauna to make my pores perspire
son, I burn more trees than forest fires
I get fucked up, hit the clubs up, grab some slut's butt
ask her what's up, maybe off dumb luck, I'll get to bust nut

[napalm]

Josh laughed at me but I showed him I'm a true gamer,

Whoa, hey, get out of the way
jet-mans here, "true gamer" all the way
Listen, jet, we know you like guys
If it's obvious to us, why won't you open your eyes?
Bitch pls, don't even try to rap about games
Why don't you just go back to tryin to get mens' names
Just in case it wasn't all too apparent
"true gamer" is codeword for I live with my parent


Gooch on the other hand, I respect very much
He doesn't have to use flat rhyming as a crutch


In other news, this is hands down the nerdiest thread on TNL.

[Ashen Victor]

Dear Ashen Victor, I hope you're white
Your shitty-ass rhymes fill kids with fright
I think what you fail to realize
is that all these people see threw your lies
We all know you are the cock-lover here
So sit down, relax, and finish your bitch beer

oh shit NApOLm is Korian's rapping incarnate
but with less personality and not even close to being 2nd rate
telling me i've got weak ass rhymes when you can't even spell the word "through"
tryin' to front so hard, be one of the gang, when the joke's on you
and check it, check it, we know your parents got mad bank
probably bought you from a crack skank cuz your dad's shootin' blanks
so i think it's time you quit and retire from this game
you weren't even ahead, not even close, what a goddamn shame

[Jetman]

Whoa, hey, get out of the way

Son, dont make me laugh-out-loud,

When I start rhymin, just pull over that shroud,

of darkness, over your eyes,

my cool, calm flow will make you recognize,

that your rich boy's antics everyone here does despise,

Your ryhme's stink like 2 day old shit, here come the flies,

Next time you play Capcom Collections dont cry,

Gunsmoke's not related to Sunset Riders, McFly,

If you werent such a noob this truth would be adjacent,

But when you're a 17 year old douche, you become complacent,

with how bad-ass your threads and wheels are times ten,

you think you're phat like Stimpy not Ren,

when you're hummer rolls into the lot ,look twice,

some poor dude is going to piss on it thrice,

and once it has that pee-pee stain yellow,

I'll high five my bum friend, damn what a cool fellow,

[napalm]

oh shit NApOLm is Korian's rapping incarnate
but with less personality and not even close to being 2nd rate
telling me i've got weak ass rhymes when you can't even spell the word "through"
tryin' to front so hard, be one of the gang, when the joke's on you
and check it, check it, we know your parents got mad bank
probably bought you from a crack skank cuz your dad's shootin' blanks
so i think it's time you quit and retire from this game
you weren't even ahead, not even close, what a goddamn shame

Ouch. What's the deal with Korian, and why is he in the title?

Son, dont make me laugh-out-loud,

When I start rhymin, just pull over that shroud,

of darkness, over your eyes,

my cool, calm flow will make you recognize,

that your rich boy's antics everyone here does despise,

Your ryhme's stink like 2 day old shit, here come the flies,

Next time you play Capcom Collections dont cry,

Gunsmoke's not related to Sunset Riders, McFly,

If you werent such a noob this truth would be adjacent,

But when you're a 17 year old douche, you become complacent,

with how bad-ass your threads and wheels are times ten,

you think you're phat like Stimpy not Ren,

when you're hummer rolls into the lot ,look twice,

some poor dude is going to piss on it thrice,

and once it has that pee-pee stain yellow,

I'll high five my bum friend, damn what a cool fellow,

[arjue]

Time for a whitey to fight daily and nightly!
And rhyme for the caucasian cause, alrighty!
The wiggers spitting shit in here just aren't hitting,
Their rhymes, like their manhood, are totally missing.

Its gonna look bad when brisco shows up in here,
Spitting true nigger shit all up in our ears,
He'll read our cracker jabber and laugh to tears,
But i'll kick his ass like he was Britney Spears.

Fucking damn it Maruchan, I should perma-ban you,
BIN IS NOT TOILET, I should hit you with bamboo!
Josh does the best that an f-chan can do,
Playing music in a band thats like a shitter Fu Manchu.

Jetman can ram dynamite up his ass,
And blast away nasties, Like napolms testies,
Leavin hummer skidmarks in his pants and vest, he
Submits, well aware that I am the best here.

He runs to his Mom to find her sucking my cum,
From my fleshy didgeridoo shooting wad up her bum,
The inside of her ass feels like a steak when its frozen,
If you don't believe me then just ask Gozen!

Gozen knows that when I blow it shows,
He saw it when I shot up Mykozos Moms nose.
That bitch could suck an egg through a garden hose!
Its a shame for mykozo, but thats just how it goes.

Ashen Victor has a slutty sister,
Who sits on a cock while asking for tittie twisters.
Fuck that silly whore, I just fucking fist her,
With such vigorous pace that she's now showing blisters.

Alan Fatima has emphasima,
From breathing to close to his mom while I ream her,
Her loose pubes in his airway make him choke and dream of
Being strapped to the A-bomb they dropped over hiroshima.


Now Rocca the chocka loves fried chicken and dick.
"They're both finger licking good, so which should I pick?
If i eat both, i'll probably get sick, I've
already learned that chicken grease and cum don't mix!"

Yeller Dog finds some solace in the fact
That Dragonmasters crack can fit his cock AND nutsack!
Due to Vasteel who is busy, he has fudge to pack!
Or else Chao will get antsy and take his dildos back!

Chao of Nee? try Chao of Wang.
He's been on that shit since before the big bang,
While licking the gooch of KD Lang,
Who's more man than girl, atleast thats what she sang...

If any of you have a problem with me,
Well thats too bad, I find this too easy!
I came last in my english class, failed my HSC,
Don't listen to rap at all, whiter than white can be,
And you STILL can't win, can't you see?
Props to Korian, R.I.P

[Vasteel]

Arjue steps into the cipher and tries to keep it on time
then he had to go and drop my name with his Fisher-Price rhymes
your arm's too short son, the mistake was your last
now watch me drop the dick of God on your Paul Hogan ass

Quit frontin' like you're hard while you sip on that Zima,
before your o-ring gets blown out by my lyrical Hiroshima
at your funeral, I'll sign my name in the little book on the desk
and leave some funky white stains on yo mama's black dress

So next time all that hair in your throat starts to itch,
don't fuck with Vasteel, I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!
and if any of you other mc's decide you wanna act hard,
remember I'm the captain of this ship, not Jean-Luc Picard

[Port]

This thread blows.
With you silly hos.