The Official Hip-Hop Battle Thread part II: volume I: A World Without Korian

**Ashen Victor** · 01 Mar 2006, 04:24 AM

Originally Posted by Josh

this thread is mine, my time to shine.

you're lettin' that shine make you blind cuz
diffusion x thought the same shit too
came out instead looking like a fool
going down to that giant bitch named Shakey
whose rhymes like his trolling was just plain flakey
but i ain't gonna bring you down just yet
gonna work yo moms first make her coochie wet i bet
she'll be screaming out my name
Ashen, papi, it's all the same and i'll take the blame
when you end up having a brand new brother
a mixed race baby for you and your mother
cuz me chinese, me play trick, i got yo moms on top of my dick
i'm slick, sick, number 1 in this thread, lettin' this fun get all up in my head

but now it's time for me to stop the show
tired of making you look like a silly ass ho that
you really are, so get in your hoopty, your silly clown car and go far
maybe down to the city of Perth, where your boy Arjue's gonna give you his girth

**Vasteel** · 02 Mar 2006, 01:25 AM

Ashen Victor's the next herb
to get served by my verbs
his dirtstar? packed
his lyrical style? Whack.
All you fools got flows like your peckers -inert.
leavin the thread wet like your girl at a Bright Eyes concert

What, were any of you bustas confused, you could bring the whole crew,
and I'd line you up and slap every last one of you,
I'm runnin TNL with the superior wordcraft I bring ya
and topple any wack rapper's ivory towers like Jenga

**Ashen Victor** · 02 Mar 2006, 02:08 AM

shoulda let this thread die cuz i've already won
took you all down one by one
gunnin' after me cuz i'm the best
unlike you, you're like the rest
lame, plain, really wack
unoriginality is where you're at
and that's a fact, plus you run the pack
of fags lyin' on their backs
so lets take a look at your sig (its gonna be good, it's gonna be big)
"As if your dreams would ever be fulfilled"
haha sounds to me you wanna get drilled and filled
with another dude's seed, it's your dream afterall to anally bleed
and looks to me like i've blown your spot
i hit that shit right on the dot

**Vasteel** · 02 Mar 2006, 03:49 AM

Ashen's got his sex-eggs against another male booty
spittin a style as hard as Bartles and James: fruity
my flow rushes everlasting like a lyrical fountain
its true, you are king of one hill: brokeback mountain
but you do got an excuse, on the serious note
it's hard for you to rhyme with all them hairs in your throat
your junior style's like playskool, but I'm Tonka tough
so go on and run along and leave the rhyming to the grown-ups

**Kev** · 02 Mar 2006, 04:08 AM

Shoulda listened to the voice inside my head
And took my white ass straight off to bed
Cause I sorely need the sleep, but instead
I'm in a fucking Hip-Hop thread

Don't really got beef with a motherfucker here
It's TNL, dude, we're all kinda queer
And I don't mean that in a SethSez way
(Besides, he ain't queer, he's just gay)

Everyone likes Josh, he's like Homestar Runner
Except more evil, like Napolm's Hummer
And Gooch, I've bought so much of his shit,
I'd buy weed from him (just one free hit?).

Being in Dole's sig is kind of an honor
Who posted that, I can't remember
Rocca most likely has me on ignore
And Satsuki thinks most n00bzor girls are whores

Mykozo's down with the '80's rock
Yoshi's a troll, and thinks you suck cock
People make fun of that Jeremy guy;
His boring, dry writing makes us cry

Shidoshi and Aurora are supposedly chicks
and g0zen was recently found to be black
Then there was that neck hair rant
between someone and IronPlant

I'll admit, it's 'rap' is bullshit
(Oh, Gooch and the buying: Lucky Hit)
That one above was an inside joke
This rap's like my finances: fucking broke.

Oh, OMFGN in Iraq:
I don't act black, and don't listen to rap
And yeah, I'm awkward and think Family Guy's neat-o
But at least I've never faked as Tommy Tallarico...

I can't write another rhyme
Goodnight, and thanks for your time.

**Ashen Victor** · 02 Mar 2006, 04:55 AM

Originally Posted by Vasteel

stuff... brokeback mountain

you wish you knew how to quit me you silly fag
tryin' to take all of my dick until you gag
then you come up and try to rap real tough
but your stuff ain't even up to snuff
so you take it rough, in the butt, jerkin' off to that homo smut
punked you out, made you look like a fool, better go grab your rhymin' tool
cuz i got you beat, you're on the ropes, your "skills" are better off left at Snopes
it's an urban legend, a myth, a lie
the only thing true is that you really love guys
and at the drop of a dime, you'll unzip their flys
suck someone off, let them bust in your eyes, gettin' high
off the taste of sperm, there's a word for it, and you know the term
it's homosexuality, you want the touch of men physically, and then lyrically
you'll sing their praise, march in parades with the rest of them gays
so wave your flag with lots of pride, no shame in being gay, no need to hide
you've got tons of men who've got your back, they'll even give your ass a little love smack

**dave is ok** · 02 Mar 2006, 10:23 AM

Ashen Victors rhymes are so terrible

**napalm** · 02 Mar 2006, 10:37 AM

Originally Posted by dave is ok

Ashen Victors rhymes are so terrible

agreed.

**kitkat** · 03 Mar 2006, 04:20 PM

Originally Posted by Josh

I come at you with a style incomprensible to those with no concept of the meaning of inconcieveable.

This is not geared towards the fat bald Sicilian, rather straight at the man called Maruchan.

I challenge you to a duel of words. No swords, keyboards.

Help im new here could you please tell me how i go about posting something? yhnx Kat

please help me i dont know how to post anything