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Thread: I want to fuck you Natalie Portman!

  1. That video was rather humerous, but why was Andy Samberg in it? SNL was smart to hire the Lonely Island, but they need to cool down on shoving Andy into everything. The other two guys are writers, and only Andy is a cast member. And its like hes in everything now. They did the same thing with Jimmy Fallon, he did something funny once, and then Will Ferrell left and so they shoved Jimmy into everything and everyone got really sick of him. Now Andy is the spotlight, and they are going to do the same thing. He didn't need to be in the end of the rap, Natalie was making it funny enough, and then he plops in dressed as a viking.

    SNL needs to find a way to have more than one really really funny guy on their show. Remember back when they had: Chris Farley, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and Mike Meyers all on the show at the same time?
    Barf! Barf! Barf!

  2. Quote Originally Posted by Clash!
    Remember back when they had: Chris Farley, David Spade, Adam Sandler, Phil Hartman, Dana Carvey, Chris Rock, and Mike Meyers all on the show at the same time?
    Even its prime, SNL was two good skits and the rest was me shifting uncomfortably thinking I should be laughing at what was happening on the screen. All of those guys have made me crack up...but hardly ever when they were on SNL.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Revoltor
    WHITE PEOPLE ACTING LIKE BLACK PEOPLE IS FUNNIES!
    http://users3.ev1.net/~rootstudio/fyadhaus/016.htm
    This is the best thing to have come from this thread. I've been looking for that link for a while now.

  4. I can't watch Natalie Portman, because she reminds me of my gf in college. The one who was a fuckbeast and ruined sex for me with every other woman thereafter.


    Lament much?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by johnk_
    A white actress acting hard and gangsta is clever and original.

    Smugly pointing out how easy it is to get laughs by putting people into characters that are the anthisis of their public persona is clever and original.
    “The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, you know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.” -George Carlin

  6. Wow, a funny SNL skit. I never thought it would ever happen.

    Still, it was kind of a rip-off of the Wayne Brady skit from Chappelle's Show (whitebread celebrity revealed as a gangsta).

    The best part was when she blew off the cosplaying kid.

    Quote Originally Posted by Clash!
    He didn't need to be in the end of the rap, Natalie was making it funny enough, and then he plops in dressed as a viking.
    Yeah, he ruined the end of the skit. It should have ended right before he showed up.
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  7. #37
    Quote Originally Posted by toxic
    fuckbeast
    That's a new one! Fuckbeast. Wow. Gonna have to use that one.
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  8. Quote Originally Posted by toxic
    he one who was a fuckbeast and ruined sex for me with every other woman thereafter.
    ....herpes?

  9. Quote Originally Posted by toxic
    I can't watch Natalie Portman, because she reminds me of my gf in college. The one who was a fuckbeast and ruined sex for me with every other woman thereafter.
    Ummm, don't admit this to anyone whose opinion you care about. Natalie Portman can ruin me with sex anytime she likes.
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  10. Quote Originally Posted by Rumpy
    ....herpes?

    I think he means she broke it off and threw it in the tall grass like an ape.

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