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Thread: Lobo is the fucking man.

  1. Lobo is the fucking man.

    Normally proof isn't necessary, but since everyone here is so hung up on "evidence" and hokey shit like that, allow me to elaborate.

    This is the Wikipedia article that I'll be using as a reference for making my case.

    Lobo is a Czarnian, possessing exceptional strength and fortitude. He enjoys nothing better than mindless violence and intoxication. Killing is an end in itself: his name is Khundian for "he who devours your entrails and thoroughly enjoys it". He is also arrogant and self-centered, focusing almost solely on his own pleasures, although he proudly lives up to his word. Lobo is the last of his kind, having killed all the other Czarnians. (According to Superman: The Animated Series, this was for a high school science project, for which he gave himself an "A".) Possibly, Lobo cannot stay dead, as both Heaven and Hell threw him out;
    His arsenal include numerous guns, and a chain with a hook on its right arm. Extra arsenal may include "frag grenades", and giant carving blades.
    His superhuman (or super-Czarnian) abilities include enormous strength ,the ability to survive unaided in space, a healing factor that heals ludicrous amounts of damage, an equally ludicrous sense of smell which allows him to track objects between solar systems, and the ability to regrow an entire new Lobo from each drop of his own spilled blood.
    Book covers in which Lobo kicks ass.

    Here are a couple of prime examples of his obvious superiority:





    Last edited by George; 06 Mar 2006 at 12:41 AM.

  2. #2
    Nerd.

  3. The last one doesn't help.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Josh
    Nerd.
    I've never read a Lobo comic in my life. But I can comfortably say that he could kill Chuck Norris with minimal effort. With a booger, maybe.

    Quote Originally Posted by Chux
    The last one doesn't help.
    Jealousy is an ugly thing.

  5. #5
    Don't hate.

  6. Yeah, there is no hate. It's just "Da Bomb" come on.

  7. I thought his name was Wolverine... and also that he was much cooler than this.
    Quote Originally Posted by rezo
    Once, a gang of fat girls threatened to beat me up for not cottoning to their advances. As they explained it to me: "guys can usually beat up girls, but we are all fat, and there are a lot of us."

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Chux
    Yeah, there is no hate. It's just "Da Bomb" come on.
    Shitty 90's colloquialisms don't bring down the man anyhow. He nukes the world, and smokes a cigar. IN SPACE. I don't even think you can do that.

  9. I haven't tried to.

  10. meh, he seemed like a juvenile character, nothing more than a cardboard "badass" with basicly zero plausability for his powers, even as far as comics logic goes. invulnerable characters just seem like lazy storytelling(and yes i include superman in this, silly green rocks or not), plus he had a crappy fighting game.
    Quote Originally Posted by Compass
    Squall's a dick.

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