I washed my hands with that dirty guy from Rilo Kiley tonight.

[Grave]

I didn't believe the kids on the 11th floor when they told me Ronnie Pinsky was in the bathroom. I still didn't believe them until he spoke. Hilarious. I never realized there was another child actor in that band until now. He's crashing with a girl who lives in my dorm. Weird? Yeah. A bit. Grossest mustache ever. Some kids in that end of the hall were playing the Salute Your Shorts theme and he got absurdly upset about it. He's really sensitive about that stuff, apparently.

Other than him, Sting, Andrew WK, Marc Summers and Kevin Bacon have all been in my building for various reasons. Tell me stories about your weird run-ins with famous people.

[Aurora]

Some kids in that end of the hall were playing the Salute Your Shorts theme and he got absurdly upset about it. He's really sensitive about that stuff, apparently.

That is hilarious. He really should embrace it! It's fucking Salute Your Shorts!

Oh, and on the topic...hmm...I saw Peaches once on the street. And my aunt and uncle own Liberace's mansion.

[Klonoa]

Rivers Cuomo lives right next to my sisters dorm, she sat next to him on the bus and seen him on campus several times.

[Rumpy]

I opened a door for Curt Loader, shared an elevator with Sway a few times (his hair is GIGANTIC) and met Master P and his crew that was running about 8 deep that day. And I saw Mia from down the hallway. I also went to school with the younger Pete (Danny Tamborelli) from Pete and Pete. Last seen in a Wendy's commercial.

[Tracer]

Mainly sports people, largely because I work in what is appearantly sports-jerk paradise.

David Carr owns more PSPs than he needs, if he's giving them to his O-Linemen, it's money poorly spent.

Master P don't play games, but he buys them. Lil Romeo however really seems to enjoy GBA. I sold about 2 grand worth of GBA titles and accessories to the dude.

Shawn Kemp eats like a madman. Son of a bitch ran up a 120 dollar ticket at a Dennys by himself. He tiped 30% or so. Not bad. For whatever reason, the gym across from my resturant attracts lots of basketball players. Shaq, Kobe, T-Mac, and Steve Francis all work out there from time to time.

T-Mac also owns more than a few PSPs. I carded him. Would have been cooler if it were Yao Ming.

I've met Henry Rollins. I have pictures. We talked about the label he was on at the time (same as Iron Maiden) and he asked me and station where "that one record store" was. Wasn't sure which one he was refering to.

I've met Josh, he's like an Internet Celebrity. Saw CvC play and that was cool.

I waited in line at a Time Warner Cable office in front of Clyde "The Glide" Drexler whom I have met before. I stood next to him and former Houston Rocket Matt Bullard during the 2000 PGA Houston Open watching Tiger Woods, whom I also met (I shook his hand is all).

A really good friend of mine pissed Charles Barkley off. He was at an Astros game and Barkley was in the front row on the 3rd base side. My friend is going up with a event program (you know the little flyers you can get for a buck at the ballgames) and a pen to get Craig Biggios autograph only to have Sir Charles stand up in front of him, roll his eyes, take the program and the pen and autograph it. My friend just looks at it and borrows someone elses program and hands it to Craig Biggio to sign. He left the Barkley autograph at his feet. Apperantly, that really bothered the Round Mound of Rebound.

My sister was hit on by Matthew McConnehey or however you spell his last name. She was in Austin for the night. I hear thats likely to happen to just about anyone if you go to Austin.

I saw Hall of Fame broadcaster Milo Hamilton flick off Hall of Fame broadcaster Harey Carey. Rumor has it that on trips to Chicago, Milo feeds the pidgeons by Harey Careys statue in front of Wrigley Field.

Station used to wash Ken Caminetti's car. I guess Ken was too busy doing lines of coke to wash it himself.

[Brand X]

I smoked buds with the Nappy Roots after they played a show at my school.

I also regret seeing Carrot Top in Vegas at the Harley Davidson Cafe when I was in 8th grade

I used to see Carmello Anthony all the time walking around campus. One of my good friends even had class with him, and had him sign his card he was giving to his girlfriend on valentines day.

[Josh]

I've met a bunch of psuedo-celebrities from mtv shows who's names I don't know.

I saw Fred Durst walking down the street in Philadelphia. My girlfriend said "Isn't that that guy?" and I said "yeah" and then we were like "lol".

[Brand X]

I also went to school with the younger Pete (Danny Tamborelli) from Pete and Pete.

Funny, he goes to Syracuse, where I happen to go also. He's apparently in some band and I saw them open for another band, and let me tell yah, they were fucking horrible.

I saw Fred Durst walking down the street in Philadelphia. My girlfriend said "Isn't that that guy?" and I said "yeah" and then we were like "lol".

Wasn't Fred Durst the lead singer of C v C?

[Josh]

Give me something to break.

[Brand X]