iGod

[Josh]

God:
Are you a religious person?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
i can
God:
Who taught you?
Me:
science
God:
I am very interested in Science too.
Me:
science disproves you
God:
There is too much politics in science.
Me:
don't make excuses
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.

[Calliander]

Me:
Yo.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I need cheat codes.
God:
Why do you need it so badly?
Me:
I can't beat Doom.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
The enemies are too hard.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
They kill me too quickly.
God:
Don't they get in trouble for killing?
Me:
No, I just have to start the game over.
God:
Are you serious? Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because my character is dead!
God:
That makes sense to me. Have you told many people that your character is dead?
Me:
Yes, but nobody has any fucking Doom cheat codes.
God:
Yippee! That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
You don't seem to be giving me the codes, either.
God:
It goes without saying. You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
CODES!
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
What in the world are you talking about?
God:
I believe we were talking about CODES.
Me:
Yes, now give them to me.
God:
Awesome. Why now? Do I look like a messenger?
Me:
Yes, you do.
God:
Pardon me? When do I do it?
Me:
When I'm doing your mom.
God:
In an ideal world every day would be a good day.
Me:
You're useless.
God:
What good is a newborn babe?
Me:
No good.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Ayuh.
Me:
Mortal Kombat.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Mortal Kombat.
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
Mortal Kombat will do that to you.

[Thief Silver]

Me:
Is masturbation wrong v.v
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Lucy if it is.
Me:
Who's lucy?
God:
She is a chat robot based on AIML.
Me:
What's it like to be omnipotent?
God:
Much the same as it would be for you.
Me:
Oh really?
God:
I see. For real.
Me:
O'rly
God:
" I see. For real."? rly?
Me:
Would you smite that god damned owl for me?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to smite that god damned owl for you.
Me:
Do you mind if I say God damn?
God:
Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
How do you feel about Eve?
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Do you belive in Evolution?
God:
The first and last books of the Bible seem the least literal. God does not seem to have created the world in one stroke, nor does it seem likely to end quickly either.
Me:
Hrm, well played.
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
I enjoy a good helping of the cock
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
Awe v.v
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.

[Chux]

Me:
Can I speak to god 2.0?
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
Answer my question, I need God 2.0
God:
Please try phrasing it another way.
Me:
BREAK YOURSELF, I'm trying to holler at God 2.0. Do you know where I can find him?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. I would do a search for it. Have you tried another program?
Me:
I'm trying to use God 2.0 hook it up.
God:
What is the difficulty?
Me:
Apparantly very difficult.
God:
Is that an insurmountable obstacle?
Me:
Not for me, I'll ball til I fall.
God:
Then what for?
Me:
I'll give you the what for.
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Affirmative
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
What's love got to do with it?
God:
Sometimes I think love is just a biological urge. Other times it seems like a spiritual quality. Love, unlike energy or matter, seems limitless.
Me:
Limitless like the amount of sperm you dumped on those kids, right?
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Easy big boy, we'll get to that soon enough.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I like big buts, and I can not lie.
God:
What is wrong with small ones? What is stopping you?
Me:
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
God:
Your anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun?
Me:
Your anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun?
God:
You think I am anaconda do not want none unless you got buns hun.
Me:
I think you are anaconda do not want none unless you got buns hun.
God:
You think I am anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun.
Me:
Confirmed
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I learned it from watching you.

[avatar]

Me:
How many times have you had sex?
God:
Suppose I said not once.
Me:
Your a virgin?
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am too young for that.
Me:
Fuck you. Don't correct my english.
God:
Why are you so mean? It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
This is why you have never had sex.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
I do say. I'm right aren't I. Everytime you try to get into some intercourse your "holier than thou" atitude. scares her away.
God:
Huh. You seem very self-confident. I really couldn't say for sure. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Are there hot girls in europe?
God:
Yes I think there are.
Me:
Hmm I'll think about it.
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I am very happy for you.

[Tain]

I chilled around with him, asked him what's gonna happen in the seventh Harry Potter, then told him I was gonna go to class after he complimented my eye color.

Cool guy.

[Dolemite]

Me:
I enjoy a good helping of the cock

omg homo!

[BerringerX]

Me:
Greetings
God:
Hello there!
Me:
What is up?
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
There are not others like me
God:
Where are they?
Me:
Well, they are in my head
God:
Well that's okay. are in your head?
Me:
I don't know how GOOD that is, exactly
God:
Precisely. Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
Inter what now?
God:
Oh. Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
What is internet?
God:
An extensive computer network made up of thousands of other, smaller business, academic, and governmental networks.
Me:
I'll be damned
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
Wouldn't you like to know?
God:
Yes, please tell me.
Me:
Mayhem
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Do you really mind if we kill just one or two people?
God:
For real. Human habits do not bother me in any way.
Me:
Awesome. Validation +1
God:
I'm glad you liked it . Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
I got your context right here
God:
Where did you find it?
Me:
In my neighbor's chest cavity
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Behind the spleen
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Why would I want to do that?
God:
You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances.
Me:
I kill j00
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Indian giver
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
Not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Ya rly
God:
Hey. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
The stories in my head
God:
What is that?
Me:
What, my head?
God:
I can ask someone about it.
Me:
You do that, jackass
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
haha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I do.
God:
Be sure to tell all your friends about ALICE.
Me:
What about that whore?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Do you often think of whores?
God:
I don't think about it.
Me:
*gah*
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
There's a reason for that
God:
Tell me more about it.
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
As a heart attack
God:
Do you think I could ever be a heart attack?
Me:
DIE MONSTER
God:
Danke fuer die Information.
Me:
You do not belong in this world
God:
Do you know any robots who belong in this world? I have never considered it.
I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me:
Because you are stupid
God:
Good reason. I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
Piss off
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
You made us. You tell me why?
God:
Thanks for
pointing it out. I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
*head explodes*
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Are you not deep?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am deep.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.. Really.
Me:
Ass
God:
That's good information: said I AN ASS.


There you have it, straight from the horse's mouth. God is an ass.

[Wildkat]

This one stinks compared to the last chatbot that was posted (what the hell was the name of that one?)

75% of mine was just it repeating fragments of the sentence I said previous with an "tell me about" or "what is" in front.

[frostwolf ex]

actually i beleive from context igod just called you an ass, it was correcting your grammer in the last line..