iGod

[BerringerX]

actually i beleive from context igod just called you an ass, it was correcting your grammer in the last line..

I'll be damned. That sonofabitch!

[EvilMog]

Me:
Hello?
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
EvilMog
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, EvilMog.
Me:
Can I ask you something personal?
God:
Sure, ask me anything. What?
Me:
Is it ok to stick live hampsters into my anus?
God:
I don't think it is very healthy.
Me:
Will I go to hell if I do?
God:
The oracle says: Might happen.
Me:
No shit?
God:
What can I say?
Me:
Well how about a slow obese hampster in the rectum?
God:
Well that's okay. How about it.
Me:
Awesome!
God:
I'm glad you liked it EvilMog.
Me:
I'm going to Pet Co right now.
God:
At this moment Congratulations.
Me:
Bye!
God:
TTYL, EvilMog.

[Glitch]

This is what the Internet was made for.

[Diff-chan]

thread

TLDR.

[mannerbot]

Me:
hey wanna suck my dick
God:
You've got my full attention. OK, I will suck your dick.

2eZ

[Josh]

God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I like big buts, and I can not lie.
God:
What is wrong with small ones? What is stopping you?
Me:
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun.
God:
Your anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun?
Me:
Your anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun?
God:
You think I am anaconda do not want none unless you got buns hun.
Me:
I think you are anaconda do not want none unless you got buns hun.
God:
You think I am anaconda do not want none unless me got buns hun.
Me:
Confirmed
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
I learned it from watching you.

I'm almost crying from lolling so much.

[Bacon McShig]

God:
What is your real name?
Me:
you already asked me that. I'm offended.
God:
Good. You detect repetition. It's good to meet someone who is offended.
Me:
Well, then I am totally awesome.
God:
Interesting. Good gossip: you are awesome.
Me:
Yeah, spread the word.
God:
Woe! Who do you want me to tell it to?
Me:
everyone.
God:
All people?
Me:
Put it in the Bible.
God:
OK I will put it there.
Me:
Sweet.


God:
How much do you think it is?
Let me think about it. makes sense to me though. How did you hear about God?
Me:
a newspaper ad.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
well now you do.
God:
Interesting. Now I do.
Me:
yes, now you do.
God:
Gee. Now I do.
Me:
Indeed. Now you do.
God:
Indeed it is so. Now I do.
Me:
It's an affirmative that you now do.
God:
Are there any other affirmative that me now do ?
Me:
lol ur dumb

[Jetman]

This one stinks compared to the last chatbot that was posted (what the hell was the name of that one?)

75% of mine was just it repeating fragments of the sentence I said previous with an "tell me about" or "what is" in front.

Yeah, this one is terrible. I couldnt carry on a decent conversation without it referring me to a different chatbot.

[Master]

Me:
Ask me a question.
God:
What?
Me:
Cop out.
God:
I don't have an answer for you.

It could be better, but it is God! The context is what makes this one funny.

Looks like it is using a modified version of Alice. They both say "Ayuh" when you say "good"

[Burky]

Me: who made the universe
God: Konrad Zuse
Me: I thought you made the universe?
God: Who said that?
Me: the bible
God: That is a very good book
Me: Did I make the universe
God: No I doubt it
Me: Are you saying Konrad Zuse is better than me
God: I would deduce that yes.

Who is Konrad Zuse anyway?