Resident Evil: Extinction

**Rumpy** · 30 Jun 2006, 03:21 PM

I've given up on seeing a real Resident Evil movie.

**arjue** · 01 Jul 2006, 11:43 AM

Fucking Paul Anderson, he should just fucking quit already. I swear he's worse than Uwe Boll, and far more dangerous as his movies through some kind of miracle make bank in the mainstream, Which lowers the acceptable standard for all film makers. And just what we need, a fucking music clip director at the helm (though i don't think he can be worse than the last, worse action direction in a movie ever IMO). Unless its Gondry they can all get fucked. How many fucking directors are out in hollywood waiting for a break, but they'd rather waste their money on someone in the field with "industry experience" like its a fucking job application. Sorry, but this movie is trash before its even released.

/drunk rant

**Chux** · 01 Jul 2006, 12:38 PM

Stick figure Milia gets her ass hanging out while Ali Larter is all covered up.

Unacceptable.

**Jetman** · 01 Jul 2006, 01:08 PM

Originally Posted by Chux

Stick figure Milia gets her ass hanging out while Ali Larter is all covered up.

Unacceptable.

Oh, wait thats THAT Ali Larter? The Varsity Blues girl with nothing but whip cream all over her body? Its a crime to have her in that many clothes. I didnt think it was physically possible for me to hate these movies any more, guess I was wrong...

**Rem** · 01 Jul 2006, 07:57 PM

I was racking my brain of ways to make this franchise worse and those two screens provided it. Set it in a base in the desert! Brilliant, I was truly shocked with how bad re2 turned out. I didn't expect it to be good or anything since the first one sucked too. But chirst shit that bad goes to the 4 for 20$ bin not the multiplex.

**Dolemite** · 03 Jul 2006, 11:20 AM

Originally Posted by shidoshi

You could film somebody playing RE4, put it on the big screen, and I'm betting it would be a better movie than this will turn out to be. This one is basically sounding like Land of the Dead in the desert... yippie.

Didn't you like 2?

Originally Posted by Chux

Stick figure Milia gets her ass hanging out while Ali Larter is all covered up.

What ass? Milia doesn't have a single curve anywhere on her bony, emaciated body.

She obviously can't even fight bulimia, I'll never buy her fighting armies of men and zombies hand-to-hand.

**Giga Power** · 03 Jul 2006, 10:52 PM

Originally Posted by Dolemite

What ass? Milia doesn't have a single curve anywhere on her bony, emaciated body.

She obviously can't even fight bulimia, I'll never buy her fighting armies of men and zombies hand-to-hand.

Dole FTW. I've never understood how people can find her attractive. SHe has the body of a ten year old boy. Or a skeleton. One of the two...

**Razor Ramon** · 03 Jul 2006, 11:20 PM

I'm still gonna see this movie. Bottle of lotion in hand.

**Daitokuji** · 04 Jul 2006, 10:18 PM

Originally Posted by arjue

Fucking Paul Anderson, he should just fucking quit already. I swear he's worse than Uwe Boll, and far more dangerous as his movies through some kind of miracle make bank in the mainstream, Which lowers the acceptable standard for all film makers. And just what we need, a fucking music clip director at the helm (though i don't think he can be worse than the last, worse action direction in a movie ever IMO). Unless its Gondry they can all get fucked. How many fucking directors are out in hollywood waiting for a break, but they'd rather waste their money on someone in the field with "industry experience" like its a fucking job application. Sorry, but this movie is trash before its even released.

/drunk rant

Dude... no one is worst than Eewwie Boll. Did you see HoTD? Worst movie ever!