Page 6 of 7 FirstFirst ... 24567 LastLast
Results 51 to 60 of 63

Thread: Videogames or sex?!

  1. All of you proposing the 'she must be fat / ugly / stupid (a given)' theory need to re-examine your assumptions. If it was such a horrid chick would he have even picked up the phone or sat through her advances without making some urgent excuse?

    EDIT: I didn't read up, but it's still a valid point that needs to be reiterated as the 'fat ugly' one was to counter-balance it.
    Last edited by g0zen; 01 May 2006 at 02:17 AM.
    Time for a change

  2. A few people have already mentioned this.
    Well I wasn't paying attention.

    So now I look like a jack ass.

  3. Quote Originally Posted by Opaque
    Well I wasn't paying attention.

    So now I look like a jack ass.
    But you always look like a jackass... so what's the difference?
    You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.

  4. Internetspeak is funny to say outloud...but only because its stupid. Its kinda like that episode of futurama where people wore Jetsons rings around their clothing because it was stupid. It was some kinda fashon thing....I think it was the episode where Bender met Angeline.

    But I digress...

    Saying lol or pwnd in public is funny if you are being stupid. If you honestly say it with all seriousness in the place of regular words/ or phrases, you lose at life.
    Quote Originally Posted by Dolemite
    I hear Balrog's moveset includes the Fried Chicken Right Cross, The Watermelon Wipeout Punch, and the Welfare Blaster.
    I SWEAR IF YOU BITCH ABOUT TWINSTICKS I WILL BREAK MY FOOT OFF IN YOUR ASS

  5. Quote Originally Posted by ChaoofNee
    I'm sure there's something more behind this, though.
    Ill bet she has stinky poon.

  6. You still fucked the bitch with the sewage poon, and when you decided you weren't going to anymore you said you'd delete her # from your cell and be MIA when the bitch came a calling. So, not a valid comparison.
    Time for a change

  7. Quote Originally Posted by g0zen
    You still fucked the bitch with the sewage poon, and when you decided you weren't going to anymore you said you'd delete her # from your cell and be MIA when the bitch came a calling. So, not a valid comparison.
    Alright, maybe this one has stinky poonanny, AND is fat and bipolar.

  8. #58
    On a serious note, I can understand this guy entirely. No matter how hot the girl is, if you've been with her for a long time, sometimes you just want to play video games. If the girl was lying in his bed, and was ready to leave when the deed was done, I'm sure he would have gone for it, but you always have to spend time with them afterwards.
    Quote Originally Posted by dakidski View Post
    prolapsed rectum 4 lyfe.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by napalm
    On a serious note, I can understand this guy entirely. No matter how hot the girl is, if you've been with her for a long time, sometimes you just want to play video games. If the girl was lying in his bed, and was ready to leave when the deed was done, I'm sure he would have gone for it, but you always have to spend time with them afterwards.
    Always is a strong word.
    Check out my blog: ExHardcoreGamer.com

  10. #60
    Quote Originally Posted by Gymkata
    If you honestly say it with all seriousness in the place of regular words/ or phrases, you lose at life.
    I have to deal with this when I play halo with people around here. I just shake my head when they say "noob, pwned, owned, lol" or any other such BS in real life.

    "dude I so owned your ass"
    "dude you said owned, in real life"
    "yeah?, and?"
    "You fucking just "owned" yourself, you dumbass"
    "You're so mean, there is nothing wrong with saying owned in real life."
    "Dude. Yes. There is."

Bookmarks

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Games.com logo