Super Paper Mario

[Finch]

It's the furthest thing away from "funny and well written" as a Nintendo game can get. It was actually quite painful to sit through those ridiculously long scenes full of dialog.

Shut the fuck up. You're so fucking wrong it's fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. You fucking stupid fuck.

[Uriel]

Shut the fuck up. You're so fucking wrong it's fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. You fucking stupid fuck.

Were you on the debate team in high school?

[Finch]

): no. it would have been epic, though, and i would have been expelled from my school.

[Compass]

Is the noob trying to "own" Finch? lol. Guess he didn't get the memo that certain rules just don't apply when the green frog is involved.

[Brand X]

Shut the fuck up. You're so fucking wrong it's fucking stupid. You're fucking stupid. You fucking stupid fuck.

If the dialog in Super Paper Mario was more like this I may have actually finished it.

[Bacon McShig]

It might have if they named Count Bleck 'Count Fuck' as they had originally intended.

[Uriel]

Is the noob trying to "own" Finch? lol. Guess he didn't get the memo that certain rules just don't apply when the green frog is involved.

I was being facetious. Were this GAF, I would have assumed he was genuinely that butthurt.

[Finch]

i was laughing for a good five minutes at the speech and debate thing. It made me happy, there was no harm done.

also, i completely agreed with that Zero Punctuation video. rotful at the dark universe thing.

[Compass]

This game has super kawaii powers. I just found the little green alien that you carry around in front of you, Squirp. When he first meets us, he says, "Ah, so you're the ones looking for the Pure Heart. Hmm, cuter than I thought."

~ ~o_o~ ~

He's a little alien! What's he doing with preconceived notions of how cute we might be, and then why must he revise these notions out loud?! It's glorious and love-able, and super kawaii, that's why.

It's like I'm the Death Star, and this game is Luke firing bullets straight into that place that makes it explode.* Except it's just my heart blowing into sparkly heart pieces that glitter and twirl before reforming again, into a bigger and fuller heart. I adore everything about this game right down to the sound effects when world objects get drawn in, and that one specific sound effect used to color in the door when you first enter a new chapter.

*Star Wars still sucks.

[Nash]

I hate you sometimes, Compass.