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Thread: Atlus's Touch Detective

  1. Anything else? Nothing you've said flags me off away from picking this up. Sounds like at-worst a b-grade 1991 PC game.
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    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
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    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  2. Quote Originally Posted by YellerDog View Post
    Anything else? Nothing you've said flags me off away from picking this up. Sounds like at-worst a b-grade 1991 PC game.
    Well, by all means, pick it up. Perhaps you will have a more enjoyable experience than I did.
    Quote Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

  3. I don't know if I trust you.

    I just finished barreling through this pig of a game, and I'm a much worse person for it.
    You're apparently a bad person.

    Pig of a game?
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  4. The second is more enjoyable than the first, but it's still similar in the wandering around without knowing what you're really doing. Following the case of the missing noodles was worth the trouble.
    Donk

  5. Quote Originally Posted by YellerDog View Post
    Pig of a game?
    Okay, maybe I could have done better than "pig." Let me put it this way:

    Touch Detective is like the really hot chick that you've been wanting to bang for a year. Well, imagine you finally get her attention, wine her, dine her, take her back to your place... only to learn that she sucks dick with all the care and affection of a garbage disposal.

    As Finch said, expect lots of clueless meandering. This will eventually devolve to a level of pixel-tapping in every room of the game, desperately searching for a trigger to move the story forward.

    And it will happen more than once. It will also happen more than ten times. I promise.
    Quote Originally Posted by C.S. Lewis
    Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.

  6. Quote Originally Posted by squall_vb View Post
    Touch Detective is like the really hot chick that you've been wanting to bang for a year. Well, imagine you finally get her attention, wine her, dine her, take her back to your place... only to learn that she sucks dick with all the care and affection of a garbage disposal.
    Don't give in to pressure so easily. Next time, just stick with "pig."

  7. I take it you didn't like it either? Even after the pink text and hearts?
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  8. lol, I just used the Cute tags, noob. And I didn't get very far. But what I played wasn't particularly impressive, no.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by Compass View Post
    lol, I just used the Cute tags, noob. And I didn't get very far. But what I played wasn't particularly impressive, no.
    Such a catty bitch.

    Anyway, good to know there's a general consensus about it.
    Quote Originally Posted by Razor Ramon View Post
    I don't even the rage I mean )#@($@IU_+FJ$(U#()IRFK)_#
    Quote Originally Posted by Some Stupid Japanese Name View Post
    I'm sure whatever Yeller wrote is fascinating!

  10. B-but the second game outweighs its annoying factor with its charm! Just keep access to Gamefaqs nearby. and some towels to put in an oven should you be near a church.
    Donk

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