The Nick Fanclub

[Nick]

It's smiling at you, Mr. Down-Under.

[Dolemite]

I wish he was my real dad.

I have genetic proof that Nick IS my dad.

Hi daddy!

[StriderKyo]

One time I saw Nick at the grocery store. I was ready to pay for my Yoo Hoo, but I kinda waited around, standing there pretending to be interested in some Bisquick for a while.

When Nick went to pay for his stuff I went to stand behind him in line. I wanted to talk to him, but I got all nervous and I couldn't decide what to say, like do I say "big fan"? Because that's what people who aren't really big fans always say. I wanted to say something more important, that showed how much I really knew about him and his work. I was going to tell him, "great front page blurb about new TNL content coming January 1st 2005," but I knew he must get that all the time from fans. I wished it was the week before, because I could have grabbed People Magazine off the rack and just asked him to sign the cover with him on it, but this one just had Lindsay Lohan's corpse. And I was sitting there thinking "oh man, I didn't know Lindsay was dead," and then by the time I realized she was just alive and fucked-up looking, Nick had already paid for his Hungry Man Hearty Hero Meatball Sandwiches and left.

But I never forgot that day. The guys on news.nick.org on usenet stil ask me to tell the story all the time. It's a memory that lives within me, warming my heart like a glowing ember.

[Advocate]

^ROFLMAOCOPTER!

[Nick]

I meant January '06.

[Shinobi128]

Nick bought me my meal at Johnny Rockets.

[Nick]

And you practically sat in my lap in that cab to Santa Monica. (That's not why I bought him the burger.)

[frostwolf ex]

nick is my favorite tank on the forums

[Jester]

I always think about Nick when I masturbate.

I pretend I'm Nick when I have sex with my wife. Which works out well, cause she does too.

[Mzo]

Nick always pretended we would hang out everytime I stopped by Chicago but we never did.

Now I live there and it's going to be harder to keep up the act.