Post Your Pics part XII: Volume I: No Fat Chicks part IV

[Nick]

Biff's right. The more you walk on eggshells, the less pussy you get. Plain and simple. Your "bridges" should not occupy your thoughts at all.

[Opaque]

listen, it doesn't matter if this is the internet or not. She is a girl and you are a boy. You are willingly sticking your foot in your mouth. Straight men do not burn any vagina bridges. Even the small-chance-in-hell ones.

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

How hard up are you for sex that you worry about keeping internet doors open? I don't need to keep Sats in a "I'd fuck him if he put the moves on me right" mind state. I have plunty of girls who actually live near me who I could get with if I wanted to.

[Fe 26]

Wrong, we burn vagina bridges daily, it's how you recover that gets you laid my friend.

A man's quest for the fun box is like a sexual version of chutes and ladders.

yeah, but to openly want to fuck up that situtation?

[Razor Ramon]

If you want a real good chance with very little work:

[Fe 26]

lol, found this today

[Rich]

IBTN

Maybe 20%, oh wait, Rich. 19%

Oh mans, that was funny! Good job, Biff, good job! You're about 4 months too late, though.

[Mr-K]

why are you talking about this now? It's being mean to Opaque time.

Oh. Right. Yeah, Opaque was the one who fellated Cowutopia, he told me in confidence.

[Finch]

plunty plunty plunty plunty plunty plunty plunty plunty

rape is the only answer, love is the root of cancer then.

[Fe 26]

You have got to be fucking kidding me.

How hard up are you for sex that you worry about keeping internet doors open? I don't need to keep Sats in a "I'd fuck him if he put the moves on me right" mind state. I have plunty of girls who actually live near me who I could get with if I wanted to.

O'rly? Why are you here and not out banging them?

You do know TNL's rule #56 right?

FUCK SOME WOMENZ!

[Opaque]

Oh. Right. Yeah, Opaque was the one who fellated Cowutopia, he told me in confidence.

See if I ever tell you a secret again.