Post Your Pics part XII: Volume I: No Fat Chicks part IV

[burgundy]

I wish my girlfriend spoke something I couldn't understand.

[ChaoofNee]

If there's one topic you need to stay out of, it's this one.

Hey, I'm allowed to have my opinion! If I don't think those guys're pretty, I have every right to post it on a webbernet forum.

[mollipen]

I stick to japanese, it's good practice. But it's not as much sweet talking as them being amazed that I speak japanese, (poorly, but you wouldn't know that from listening to them talk about how great my japanese is) which seems to instantly wet their panties.

The absolute best time for getting the "OMG he's so cute!" factor from speaking Japanese to Japanese girls is when you're first learning. You know just enough to say some things, but you're still making simple mistakes, and obviously struggling with it. Nearly every Japanese girl I've ever met seems to be that way. Once you actually speak better Japanese and can hold at least a semi-decent conversation, you suddenly become less interesting.

I was also told (and later learned for myself) that when Japanese people say "your Japanese is so good!", it actually means "I can't believe this foreigner can actually speak a word of our language." They're shocked to see a round eye be able to even begin to grasp their wonderful language, thus they think you're some sort of genius. Again, like the first thing though, get to be actually decent, and their surprise/amazement quickly wears off. The point at which they should be praising you, they don't say s**t. Plus... there's no in-between with them. They either expect you know nothing of Japanese, or that you know everything, no in-between.

[dave is ok]

How do you say "Hello there. I would like sleep you" in Japanese?

[Dyne]

I'd give you a "shidoshi seal of approval," if such a thing actually existed.

yeah but you get off on anything slanted with a slight kelp and tuna smell.

hey opaque, is that the same chick you've been with since last year(ish)? i liked pulling on her hair better when it was blonde.

[haohmaru]

yeah but you get off on anything slanted with a slight kelp and tuna smell.

Beats getting off as a message board troll.

[Dyne]

Beats getting off as a message board troll.

me? troll? i'm blushing.

[haohmaru]

You? Humble? I'm shocked.

[Dyne]

You? Humble? I'm shocked.

well you lumped me in with a pretty apsiring group with that one

[haohmaru]

Is message board trolling an aspiration? You need to get out more.