Post Your Pics part XII: Volume I: No Fat Chicks part IV

[ChaoofNee]

Something has made TNL obsessed with sex this week, what the fuck is going on.

It's nerd mating season.

[Mr-K]

whatever lawyer man

Just fucking dragging her into the bedroom when she isn't really up for it works way better than asking her to go into the bedroom when she's not really up for it.

[burgundy]

A charming young lawyer that is smooth and sauve? And he gets laid? No shit?

I'm also short as hell, and that knocks me off a good many sex ladders.

I'm really not smooth or suave. Actually I'm quite caustic and cynical. Some chicks dig that.

[Opaque]

watch it. You're a skip and a jump from saying something gayer than cow sucking that bag of cocks.

Saying that I'm not trying to score with a chick online makes me gay?

Alright, you keep being straight by hiting on chicks over the internet and never getting anything from it. I'll be over here having sex with my non-internet girlfriend and being gay becuase of it.

[George]

You really think 70% of this board has slept with a woman?

We could always try a "who's a virgin" poll, but chances are about 0% that it will be honest in any way.

[Othello Harrington]

Saying that I'm not trying to score with a chick online makes me gay?

Alright, you keep being straight by hiting on chick over the internet. I'll be over here having sex with my non internet girlfriend and being gay becuase of it.

Burgundy is on fire tonight.

[Fe 26]

Just fucking dragging her into the bedroom when she isn't really up for it works way better than asking her to go into the bedroom when she's not really up for it.

.....Mr.K...I was saying that "just asking for it" isn't the whole storey, that having other things going for you usely increases your chances (well assuming you aren't fucking fatties or getting them high or drunk)

what are you talking about?

[Razor Ramon]

You really think 70% of this board has slept with a woman?

I highly doubt the nerd-can't-get-laid myth. Even Cow got some head from a dude.

So Nick gets off my ass, me pretty hammered at CBGBs. This is with mohawk but it's hard to see it:

[Fe 26]

Saying that I'm not trying to score with a chick makes me gay?

yes

[Othello Harrington]

I highly doubt the nerd-can't-get-laid myth. Even Cow got some head from a dude.

So Nick gets off my ass, me pretty hammered at CBGBs. This is with mohawk but it's hard to see it:

You have an uncanny likeness to a child molester that lives down the road from us. I'm not saying you are one, it's just weird how alike you look to that guy.