Lance Bass likes man junk

[Chux]

She clearly wasn't in her prime by the time K-Fed got to her, either.

QFT Timberlake got to punish that shit and bounce out, he's the winner in all of this.

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[Satsuki]

Whatever. Usher is the best gay musician, followed by Trent Reznor.

Just kidding. Trent Reznor's not a good musician.

I LOLed.

[Saint of Killers]

QFT Timberlake got to punish that shit and bounce out, he's the winner in all of this.

Um, you posted a paparazzi picture of Britney eight or nine months pregnant. Of course she's not going to look nearly as hot as she does when she's made up for a Rolling Stone shoot with the benefits of Photoshop after.

Timberlake was famous and rich in his own right and started nailing Cameron Diaz after Britney. Federline is just some dumbass backup dancer. It's not a fair comparison.

[Chux]

They both had sex with her.

That's the comparison.

[Saint of Killers]

Timberlake is a celebrity. Celebrities have sex with celebrities. That's how it works. Federline is some random loser. Random losers don't get to have sex with celebrities. Which is why Federline is, as Strider put it, living every straight man's dream.

[Tommy Tallarico]

Timberlake did about the worst trade down I've ever seen in celebrity dating. Britney at her worst > Cameron Diaz at her best.

[Fe 26]

Seriously. God knows no one would fuck Cameron diaz if she offered.

[Tommy Tallarico]

If you're Justin Timberlake, you can afford to be picky.

Can I start calling you my Compass yet?

[Fe 26]

lol, touche

[Diff-chan]

Timberlake is a celebrity. Celebrities have sex with celebrities. That's how it works. Federline is some random loser. Random losers don't get to have sex with celebrities. Which is why Federline is, as Strider put it, living every straight man's dream.

Please believe. I have talked about the awesomeness of sugar mommas many a time. Federline got the ultimate sugar momma. I'm jealous of him and if you aren't, you're a fag.