Batman: The Dark Knight

**MechDeus** · 03 Sep 2008, 12:12 PM

Originally Posted by Cowutopia

Eat my shit.

1) Dyne knew you would successfully shit. (Debatable as the timeline regarding the eating of breakfast and lunch is unclear)
2) Dyne hired a paranoid schizophrenic that had previously been in your kitchen to prepare two meals. This person happened to own an apartment that overlooked the very spot in NJ where your meals would be.
3) Dyne knew exactly where your shits would be held.
4) Dyne made sure that this person loaded your mouth with bare hands.
5) Dyne assumed that you had ridiculous magical technology that could piece together a meal which was unrecoverable. If he wasn't at the cooking scene with the paranoid schizo guy, then he anticipated that one of the meals would be recoverable.
6) Dyne knew exactly how long this impossible machine would take to complete its calculations, and by the same reasoning how long the entire process of digesting your meals and the subsequent shitting and arriving at the scene would take.
7) You anticipated that he would use the spices on that meal to look for the bathroom of the person who ate with Harvey and Dent, and would assume that the meal was Dyne's, AND would assume that you would narrow your search in the bathroom database by looking for apartments over the sewer route, however unlikely that would be.
8) Dyne assumed that instead of going to the parade early and looking out for possible dangers to the mayor, you would instead run your silly cooking machine and make your ridiculous assumption that the he probably lived along the sewer route, if indeed the meal was even Dyne's.

**cka** · 03 Sep 2008, 03:31 PM

Originally Posted by bbobb

Nope.

yup

**Josh** · 03 Sep 2008, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by cka

yup

There are places to discuss these things. Perhaps even link them...

**Cowutopia** · 03 Sep 2008, 03:34 PM

Originally Posted by MechDeus

1) Dyne knew you would successfully shit. (Debatable as the timeline regarding the eating of breakfast and lunch is unclear)
2) Dyne hired a paranoid schizophrenic that had previously been in your kitchen to prepare two meals. This person happened to own an apartment that overlooked the very spot in NJ where your meals would be.
3) Dyne knew exactly where your shits would be held.
4) Dyne made sure that this person loaded your mouth with bare hands.
5) Dyne assumed that you had ridiculous magical technology that could piece together a meal which was unrecoverable. If he wasn't at the cooking scene with the paranoid schizo guy, then he anticipated that one of the meals would be recoverable.
6) Dyne knew exactly how long this impossible machine would take to complete its calculations, and by the same reasoning how long the entire process of digesting your meals and the subsequent shitting and arriving at the scene would take.
7) You anticipated that he would use the spices on that meal to look for the bathroom of the person who ate with Harvey and Dent, and would assume that the meal was Dyne's, AND would assume that you would narrow your search in the bathroom database by looking for apartments over the sewer route, however unlikely that would be.
8) Dyne assumed that instead of going to the parade early and looking out for possible dangers to the mayor, you would instead run your silly cooking machine and make your ridiculous assumption that the he probably lived along the sewer route, if indeed the meal was even Dyne's.

He didn't need to go to so much trouble. I saved him a nice, fat piece of shit in a ziploc container. But I appreciate the effort, it was really sweet of him.

**Space Pirate Roberts** · 06 Sep 2008, 06:37 AM

It's settled.

CS/SHH!: Is Harvey Dent alive?
Aaron Eckhart: No. He is dead as a door nail.

CS/SHH!: So he's not coming back?
Eckhart: He ain't coming back baby!

CS/SHH!: I was hoping he would.
Eckhart: No. I asked Chris [Nolan] that question and he goes, "You're dead" before I could even get the question out of my mouth. "Hey Chris, am I?" "You're dead!" Alright, cool.