Reply With QuoteI'm going to go ahead and not think of Spidermans awesome webbery as stringy cum thank you.
It is much more believable if you imagined that they are stringy cum.Originally Posted by Netwurked
Who's bringing the GD Juice!
I'm going to go ahead and not think of Spidermans awesome webbery as stringy cum thank you.
But it adds a totally new dimension to the movie if you believe Spider Man is cuming all over New York, and some broads pizza in Spidey 2.
Also, the battle scenes are much more believable if you look at them as a hardcore sex scene between faggy Tobey Macguire and various tight suited men.
Also, it makes the Sandman scene from Spidey 3 more interesting. He wants to go back to a "normal" relationship with the wife and kid, but his gay tendencies keep drawing him away from it. He's agonizing over his sexuality. "I'm not a bad man, just because I desire to bathe in Spider Man's spunk."
Last edited by Some Stupid Japanese Name; 21 Nov 2008 at 01:09 PM.
EXACTLY! SSJN GETS IT.
Who's bringing the GD Juice!
You have a gift my friend, a special gift.
I was reading the Sun-Times this morning and they had an article about Oscar contenders. They said Dark Knight had a very strong possibility of being nominated for Best Picture....I dunno about that (and I'd be REALLY suprised if it won). What say everyone?
What the fuck?
The movie sucked. Its not Oscar worthy in any way.
Your opinion doesn't count.
Chicago, Titanic, and Dances with Wolves all won best picture oscars.
Dark Knight is better than those piles of shit.
You sir, are a hideous hermaphroditical character which has neither the force and firmness of a man, nor the gentleness and sensibility of a woman.
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